David Spade

David Spade

Highest Rated: 100% The Sweatbox (2002)

Lowest Rated: 0% Father of the Year (2018)

Birthday: Jul 22, 1964

Birthplace: Birmingham, Michigan

Born August 22nd, 1965, the diminutive blonde comic David Spade has found success as a professional smart ass. Born in Birmingham, MI, but raised in Scottsdale, AZ, Spade first made a name for himself as a standup comedian. He spent most of the '80s performing in clubs, theaters, and college campuses. He joined the cast of Lorne Michael's long-running television show Saturday Night Live in 1990 as a writer and a performer. On the show, he soon gained popularity for such recurring sketches such as "The Hollywood Minute" in which Spade would sarcastically shred some of Tinseltown's biggest stars with his nasty comments. Spade also proved an able impersonator of celebrities ranging from Jeff Foxworthy to Tom Petty. Spade has appeared on many television talk shows and guest starred on several series. He began his film career in the late '80s playing a small role in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol. In the '90s, he began playing major supporting roles in such films as Coneheads (1993) and P.C.U. (1994). He and former SNL alumni Chris Farley shared top billing in two popular comedies, Tommy Boy (1995) and Black Sheep (1996). Spade starred opposite Joe Pesci and Dyan Cannon in Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997). In 1997, Spade returned to series television in the sitcom Just Shoot Me. While 2001's Joe Dirt wasn't much of a box office success, it did earn a certain cult status, inspire animated television series, and bring about a surge of ironically-sported mullet hairstyles in the early 2000s. Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) featured Spade in the titular role of a one-time child star who tries to make a comeback as an adult. Spade continued to play comedic roles throughout the mid-2000s (The Benchwarners, Grandma's Boy), and once again found small-screen success with a role on the sitcoms 8 Simple Rules, and The Rules of Engagement, in which Spade plays the part of a single man surrounded by friends in various stages of couplehood.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Warning Shot Bobby 2018
62% Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Griffin 2018
0% Father of the Year Wayne 2018
No Score Yet Mad Families Screenwriter 2017
10% The Do-Over Charlie McMillan 2016
55% Hotel Transylvania 2 Griffin 2015
71% I Am Chris Farley Actor 2015
10% Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser Screenwriter Joe Dirt Executive Producer 2015
33% Entourage Himself 2015
0% The Ridiculous 6 General Custer 2015
No Score Yet Jungle Master Actor 2014
No Score Yet Snowflake, the White Gorilla Jenga 2014
7% Grown Ups 2 Marcus Higgins $127.5M 2013
No Score Yet Hollywood & Wine Actor 2013
44% Hotel Transylvania Griffin, the Invisible Man $148.3M 2012
3% Jack and Jill Monica $74.2M 2011
14% I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Actor $119.8M 2007
No Score Yet David Spade: Take the Hit Actor 2006
11% The Benchwarmers Richie $57.7M 2006
16% Grandma's Boy Shiloh $6M 2006
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live - Best of David Spade Actor 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson Actor 2005
35% Racing Stripes Scuzz $49.2M 2005
0% Kronk's New Groove Kuzco 2005
22% Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Dickie Roberts Screenwriter $22.8M 2003
100% The Sweatbox Actor 2002
11% Joe Dirt Joe Dirt Screenwriter $27.1M 2001
85% The Emperor's New Groove Kuzco $87.4M 2000
24% Loser Actor 2000
No Score Yet Jerome Executive Producer 2000
13% Lost and Found Dylan Screenwriter 1999
59% The Rugrats Movie Ranger Frank 1998
6% Senseless Scott Thorpe 1998
11% 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Ernie Lipscomb 1997
28% Black Sheep Steve Dodds 1996
42% Tommy Boy Richard 1995
35% Coneheads Eli Turnbull 1993
47% PCU Rand McPherson 1993
87% Light Sleeper Theological Cokehead 1992
0% Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol Kyle 1987

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Lights Out with David Spade
2019
Executive Producer Host 2020
2019
No Score Yet Good Talk With Anthony Jeselnik
2019
Guest 2019
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
2015-2019
Guest 2019
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2019
2018
2017
2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Host Guest 2019
2017
2016
2015
2013
2012
40% Norm Macdonald Has a Show
2018
Appearing 2018
No Score Yet Lip Sync Battle
2015
Performer 2018
2017
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2018
2016
No Score Yet Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle
2016-2018
Judge 2018
2016
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2018
2015
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2018
2017
2016
2015
2014
2012
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
81% The Mayor
2017-2018
Ed Gunt 2017
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Guest 2016
32% Crowded
2015-2016
2016
No Score Yet Not Safe with Nikki Glaser
2016
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Jay Leno's Garage
2015
Appearing 2016
2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2016
2015
0% Real Rob
2015-2017
David 2015
No Score Yet Real Time with Bill Maher
2003
Guest 2015
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest 2015
2013
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Ridiculousness
2011
Appearing 2014
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The Goldbergs
2013
Gus 2014
2013
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Performer 2013
No Score Yet Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
2007
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2013
2011
2010
No Score Yet Rules of Engagement
2007-2013
Russell 2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2013
2012
2011
2010
2005
2004
2003
2002
2001
2000
No Score Yet Brand X with Russell Brand
2012-2013
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Hot in Cleveland
2010-2015
Christopher 2012
66% Entourage
2004-2011
Himself 2011
92% Curb Your Enthusiasm
2000
Himself 2009
No Score Yet Lass es, Larry!
2000-2017
Himself 2009
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing 2008
58% 8 Simple Rules
2002-2005
C.J. 2005
2004
2003
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest Performer 2005
1998
1996
1995
1994
1993
1992
1991
1990
1989
30% Father of the Pride
2004
Voice 2004
70% Steve Harvey's Big Time Challenge
2003-2005
Guest 2004
No Score Yet Just Shoot Me
1997-2003
Dennis Finch 2003
2002
2001
2000
1999
1998
1997
No Score Yet Greg the Bunny
2002
Himself 2002
100% The Larry Sanders Show
1992-1998
1998
1992
No Score Yet The Facts of Life
1979-1988
Scott 1988
No Score Yet ALF
1986-1990
Larry Slotkin 1987
No Score Yet Showbiz Show With David Spade
2007
Appearing Executive Producer Host

QUOTES FROM David Spade CHARACTERS

Joe Dirt says: Oh god! I got the poo on me!!!!

Richard says: Late again Tommy?

Tommy Callahan III says: Shut up, Richard!

Marcus Higgins says: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?

Lenny Feder says: Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.

Marcus Higgins says: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?

Marcus Higgins says: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.

Lenny Feder says: What does that mean?

Marcus Higgins says: Um... you're fat.

Mike Donnelly says: [after driving over a bump in the road] What the hell was that?!

Steve Dodds says: A chunk in the road or something.

Mike Donnelly says: I just chunked in my pants.

Hillbilly Kid says: [to Steve] You're not from around here, are you?

Steve Dodds says: [lying] You know what? I am. Born and raised.

Hillbilly Kid says: Nope. Can't be true.

Mike Donnelly says: Goodnight, Steve.

Steve Dodds says: Goodnight, Mike.

Richard says: [after Paul gets his nuts squashed] That will ruin his weekend.

Griffin the Invisible Man says: Hey I have red hair!

Dracula says: Sheep!

Griffin the Invisible Man says: [After driving through the forest] Woo High Five, Don't Leave Me Hangin'!

Dracula says: Ahh.. Lots of sheep!

Wayne says: I Got This One! [He then leaps out of the car, Then the sound of garbling up is heard as Wayne then returns to the car, burping up wool]

Wayne says: [Everyone looks at Wayne after the see a sheep-less road with some disgust] What, Now there's no sheep on the road. Let's Go!

Murray says: That was pretty sick man!

Wayne says: You Eat Lamb Chops, It's The Same Thing!

Dracula says: He's got red hair!

Griffin the Invisible Man says: Excuse me?

Dracula says: What are you moaning about?

Griffin the Invisible Man says: I've got red hair!

Dracula says: How was I supposed to know that?

Kuzko says: *Throws acorn at adorable squirrel* HIT THE ROAD, BUCKY!

Kuzko says: [throws acorn at adorable squirrel] HIT THE ROAD, BUCKY!

Griffin the Invisible Man says: Guilty? You're irresistible.

Kronk says: Oh! Yzma! Yzma's in your chair!

Kuzko says: Very good, Kronk! [holds up dog treat] Get the snack! Get the snack!

Kuzko says: Ugh. Why does she even HAVE that lever?

Pacha says: Uh-oh

Pacha says: Uh-oh.

Kuzko says: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall

Kuzko says: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha says: Yep

Pacha says: Yep.

Kuzko says: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha says: Most likely

Pacha says: Most likely.

Kuzko says: Bring it on

Kuzko says: Bring it on.

Kuzko says: (sees leaves moving around, a squirrel comes out) What do you want? (the squirrel offers him a nut) Oh, for me? (takes the nut) I don't what to say. (throws the nut, hitting the squirrel in the head) Hit the road!

Kuzko says: [sees leaves moving around, a squirrel comes out] What do you want? [the squirrel offers him a nut] Oh, for me? [takes the nut] I don't what to say. [throws the nut, hitting the squirrel in the head] Hit the road!

Clark says: boooooooo

Clark says: Boooooooooo!

Ritchie says: YOU JUST LOST YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT VIDEOSPOT!

Clark says: DANG IT!

Richard says: Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter

Richard says: Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.

Tommy Callahan III says: hey, does this suit make me look fat?

Tommy Callahan III says: Hey, does this suit make me look fat?

Richard says: no, no, your face does.

Richard says: No, no, your face does.

Ritchie says: "What is this? Children of the corn?"

Ritchie says: What is this? Children of the corn?

Emperor Kuzco says: You got it? Even the little ones? Okay.

Emperor Kuzco says: This is his movie. Not my movie.

Emperor Kuzco says: I'm nice now. Didn't you see the first movie?

Emperor Kuzco says: [Disguised as Kronk's "wife"] You like how I weaseled my way into this movie?

Emperor Kuzco says: [disguised as Kronk's 'wife'] You like how I weaseled my way into this movie?

Pacha says: [Explaining the plan to his wife] So we have to get him back to the palace, find the lab and change him back.

Pacha says: [explaining the plan to his wife] So we have to get him back to the palace, find the lab and change him back.

Kuzko says: [Appears in window suddenly] Hi there! [Startles Chica who responds by slamming a pan into Kuzko's face]

Kuzko says: [appears in window suddenly] Hi there! [startles Chica who responds by slamming a pan into Kuzko's face]

Pacha says: Uh...that was him

Pacha says: Uh... that was him.

Chica says: Whoops

Chica says: Whoops.

Pacha says: [Sees waterfall]Uh oh

Pacha says: [sees waterfall] Uh oh.

Kuzko says: [nonchalantly] Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha says: [nonchalantly] Yep.

Kuzko says: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha says: Most likely.

Kuzko says: Bring it on.

Yzma says: "Pull the lever, Kronk."

Yzma says: Pull the lever, Kronk.

Kronk says: [Pulls the lever, openeing a trap door in which Yzma falls]

Yzma says: "Wrong lever!!" [Walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] "Why do we even have that lever?" [Kicks the croc away]

Yzma says: Wrong lever! [walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] Why do we even have that lever? [kicks the croc away]

Kuzko says: [Later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] "Okay, why does she even have that lever?!"

Kuzko says: [later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] 'Okay, why does she even have that lever?!

Marcus Higgins says: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.

Marcus Higgins says: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.

Becky Feder says: [about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?

Marcus Higgins says: ...Hell.

Marcus Higgins says: Hell.

Lenny Feder says: Higgins. Don't say that.

Marcus Higgins says: Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.

Yzma says: [recently transformed into a cat, vial in hand] Looking for this? [surprised] Is that my voice?! Is that MY voice?! Oh well.

Kuzko says: No, no! Don't drop it!

Yzma says: I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to KILL YOU! [diabolical laughter]

Yzma says: [appearing from the shadows, holding the vial of human extract] Looking for this?

Kuzko says: No! It can't be. How did you get here before us?

Yzma says: [stunned] How did we, Kronk?

Kronk says: You got me. [pulls down a map outlining the chase prior] By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

Marcus Higgins says: Kurt: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical Rob: It's great Marcus: It's a-maize-ing

Kurt McKenzie says: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical.

Rob Hilliard says: It's great.

Lenny Feder says: It's a-maize-ing.