David Spade

David Spade

Highest Rated: 85% The Emperor's New Groove (2000)

Lowest Rated: 0% Kronk's New Groove (2005)

Birthday: Jul 22, 1964

Birthplace: Birmingham, Michigan, USA

A low-key demeanor and boyish looks masked David Spade's wickedly sharp humor, which the comedian turned to his advantage and made his stock-in-trade throughout his career. Most famous on "Saturday Night Live" (NBC, 1975- ) for playing some aspect of his own persona - especially with his celebrity-skewering "Hollywood Minute" segment - Spade rose to prominence as the snarky, scrawny foil to the lovably loud Chris Farley in the comedy classic "Tommy Boy" (1995) and its disappointing follow-up, "Black Sheep" (1996). While Farley would succumb to tragedy, Spade played it smart, riding his scene-stealing receptionist role of Dennis Finch to increased fame on the hit sitcom, "Just Shoot Me!" (NBC, 1997-2003). Famous for a string of improbably high-profile, beautiful girlfriends - including Heather Locklear and Lara Flynn Boyle - voicing Disney's titular "The Emperor's New Groove," and starring in the cult hit "Joe Dirt" about a white trash hero, Spade remained private, hardworking and pragmatic about his success. He stayed in close touch with - and employed by - former "SNL" colleague Adam Sandler in a variety of projects, including "Grown Ups" (2010) and added his unique satirical bite as the comic secret weapon of another sitcom, "Rules of Engagement" (CBS, 2007-13). The comedian may not have had the massive, industry-changing success his "SNL" peers Sandler or Chris Rock enjoyed, but Spade carved out his own Hollywood niche, his longevity all the more impressive because of how unexpected it was.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
33% 51% The Wrong Missy Tim Morris (Character) - 2020
62% 48% Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Griffin (Voice) $167.5M 2018
No Score Yet 68% Warning Shot Bobby (Character) - 2018
0% 50% Father of the Year Wayne (Character) - 2018
No Score Yet 29% Mad Families Screenwriter,
Producer
- 2017
9% 42% The Do Over Unknown (Character) - 2016
10% 21% Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser Joe Dirt (Character),
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
- 2015
71% 77% I Am Chris Farley Unknown (Character) - 2015
56% 64% Hotel Transylvania 2 Griffin (Voice) - 2015
8% 53% Grown Ups 2 Marcus Higgins (Character) $133.7M 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jungle Master Boss Cain (Voice) - 2013
45% 72% Hotel Transylvania Griffin (Voice) $167.8M 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Snowflake, the White Gorilla Jenga (Voice) - 2011
3% 36% Jack and Jill Monica (Character) $74.2M 2011
11% 62% Grown Ups Marcus Higgins (Character) $162M 2010
13% 64% The Benchwarmers Richie Goodman (Character) $57.7M 2006
16% 85% Grandma's Boy Shylo (Character) $6.1M 2006
0% 44% Kronk's New Groove Kuzco (Voice) - 2005
35% 42% Racing Stripes Scuzz (Voice) $49.2M 2005
22% 46% Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Dickie Roberts (Character),
Writer
$22.7M 2003
10% 63% Joe Dirt Joe Dirt (Character),
Writer
$27.1M 2001
85% 83% The Emperor's New Groove Kuzco (Emperor) (Voice) $89.3M 2000
24% 35% Loser Video Store Man (Character) $15.5M 2000
13% 28% Lost & Found Dylan Ramsey (Character),
Writer
$6.5M 1999
6% 45% Senseless Scott Thorpe (Character) $13M 1998
59% 50% The Rugrats Movie Ranger Frank (Voice) $100.5M 1998
No Score Yet 67% Jerome Executive Producer $6K 1998
11% 34% 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Ernie (Character) $3.6M 1997
28% 70% Black Sheep Steve Dodds (Character) $30.6M 1996
42% 90% Tommy Boy Richard Hayden (Character) $30.7M 1995
47% 75% P.C.U. Rand McPherson (Character) $4.3M 1994
35% 37% Coneheads Eli Turnbull (Character) $20.2M 1993

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2019-2020 2015-2017 2007-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live with Kelly and Ryan Guest 2020
No Score Yet 87% Lights Out With David Spade Executive Producer,
Host
2019-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dish Nation Guest 2020
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2014-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2011-2020
No Score Yet 50% The Kelly Clarkson Show Guest 2020
No Score Yet 73% Good Talk With Anthony Jeselnik Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet The View Guest 2019 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Ellen's Game of Games Guest 2019
40% 98% Norm Macdonald Has a Show Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2018 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Extra Guest 2018
81% 59% The Mayor Ed Gunt (Guest Star) 2017-2018
97% 79% Lady Dynamite Unknown (Guest Star) 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lip Sync Battle Contestant 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Fameless Executive Producer,
Host
2015-2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle Judge 2016
100% 58% Not Safe With Nikki Glaser Guest 2016
41% 65% Chelsea Guest 2016
No Score Yet 26% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2016
32% 68% Crowded Unknown (Guest Star) 2016
0% 82% Real Rob Unknown (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen Guest 2015
No Score Yet 85% The Goldbergs Gus (Guest Star) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Ridiculousness Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Young Hollywood's Greatest Unknown (Character) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 2014 1999
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Katie Guest 2013
No Score Yet 71% Rules of Engagement Russell (Character) 2007-2013
No Score Yet 78% Hot in Cleveland Christopher (Character) 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dateline NBC Guest 2010
100% No Score Yet Funny or Die Presents Raymond Davies Allen (Character) 2010
92% 95% Curb Your Enthusiasm Himself (Guest Star) 2009
56% No Score Yet 8 Simple Rules C.J. Barnes (Character),
Unknown (Guest Star)
2003-2005
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Character),
Host
2005 1998 1990-1996
30% No Score Yet Father of the Pride Unknown (Guest Voice) 2004
No Score Yet No Score Yet Just Shoot Me Dennis Finch (Character) 1997-2003
No Score Yet No Score Yet Sammy Unknown (Voice),
Executive Producer,
Writer
2000
100% No Score Yet The Larry Sanders Show Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet Beavis and Butthead: The Mike Judge Collection Ticket Attendant (Guest Voice) 1993-1995
No Score Yet No Score Yet Monsters Unknown (Character) 1990
No Score Yet 86% ALF Larry Slotkin (Guest Star) 1990
No Score Yet No Score Yet Baywatch Unknown (Guest Star) 1989
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Facts of Life Scott (Guest Star) 1988

QUOTES FROM David Spade CHARACTERS

Joe Dirt says: Oh god! I got the poo on me!!!!

Richard says: Late again Tommy?

Tommy Callahan III says: Shut up, Richard!

Marcus Higgins says: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?

Lenny Feder says: Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.

Marcus Higgins says: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?

Marcus Higgins says: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.

Lenny Feder says: What does that mean?

Marcus Higgins says: Um... you're fat.

Mike Donnelly says: [after driving over a bump in the road] What the hell was that?!

Steve Dodds says: A chunk in the road or something.

Mike Donnelly says: I just chunked in my pants.

Hillbilly Kid says: [to Steve] You're not from around here, are you?

Steve Dodds says: [lying] You know what? I am. Born and raised.

Hillbilly Kid says: Nope. Can't be true.

Mike Donnelly says: Goodnight, Steve.

Steve Dodds says: Goodnight, Mike.

Richard says: [after Paul gets his nuts squashed] That will ruin his weekend.

Griffin the Invisible Man says: Hey I have red hair!

Dracula says: Sheep!

Griffin the Invisible Man says: [After driving through the forest] Woo High Five, Don't Leave Me Hangin'!

Dracula says: Ahh.. Lots of sheep!

Wayne says: I Got This One! [He then leaps out of the car, Then the sound of garbling up is heard as Wayne then returns to the car, burping up wool]

Wayne says: [Everyone looks at Wayne after the see a sheep-less road with some disgust] What, Now there's no sheep on the road. Let's Go!

Murray says: That was pretty sick man!

Wayne says: You Eat Lamb Chops, It's The Same Thing!

Dracula says: He's got red hair!

Griffin the Invisible Man says: Excuse me?

Dracula says: What are you moaning about?

Griffin the Invisible Man says: I've got red hair!

Dracula says: How was I supposed to know that?

Kuzko says: *Throws acorn at adorable squirrel* HIT THE ROAD, BUCKY!

Kuzko says: [throws acorn at adorable squirrel] HIT THE ROAD, BUCKY!

Griffin the Invisible Man says: Guilty? You're irresistible.

Kronk says: Oh! Yzma! Yzma's in your chair!

Kuzko says: Very good, Kronk! [holds up dog treat] Get the snack! Get the snack!

Kuzko says: Ugh. Why does she even HAVE that lever?

Pacha says: Uh-oh

Pacha says: Uh-oh.

Kuzko says: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall

Kuzko says: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha says: Yep

Pacha says: Yep.

Kuzko says: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha says: Most likely

Pacha says: Most likely.

Kuzko says: Bring it on

Kuzko says: Bring it on.

Kuzko says: (sees leaves moving around, a squirrel comes out) What do you want? (the squirrel offers him a nut) Oh, for me? (takes the nut) I don't what to say. (throws the nut, hitting the squirrel in the head) Hit the road!

Kuzko says: [sees leaves moving around, a squirrel comes out] What do you want? [the squirrel offers him a nut] Oh, for me? [takes the nut] I don't what to say. [throws the nut, hitting the squirrel in the head] Hit the road!

Clark says: boooooooo

Clark says: Boooooooooo!

Ritchie says: YOU JUST LOST YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT VIDEOSPOT!

Clark says: DANG IT!

Richard says: Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter

Richard says: Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.

Tommy Callahan III says: hey, does this suit make me look fat?

Tommy Callahan III says: Hey, does this suit make me look fat?

Richard says: no, no, your face does.

Richard says: No, no, your face does.

Ritchie says: "What is this? Children of the corn?"

Ritchie says: What is this? Children of the corn?

Emperor Kuzco says: You got it? Even the little ones? Okay.

Emperor Kuzco says: This is his movie. Not my movie.

Emperor Kuzco says: I'm nice now. Didn't you see the first movie?

Emperor Kuzco says: [Disguised as Kronk's "wife"] You like how I weaseled my way into this movie?

Emperor Kuzco says: [disguised as Kronk's 'wife'] You like how I weaseled my way into this movie?

Pacha says: [Explaining the plan to his wife] So we have to get him back to the palace, find the lab and change him back.

Pacha says: [explaining the plan to his wife] So we have to get him back to the palace, find the lab and change him back.

Kuzko says: [Appears in window suddenly] Hi there! [Startles Chica who responds by slamming a pan into Kuzko's face]

Kuzko says: [appears in window suddenly] Hi there! [startles Chica who responds by slamming a pan into Kuzko's face]

Pacha says: Uh...that was him

Pacha says: Uh... that was him.

Chica says: Whoops

Chica says: Whoops.

Pacha says: [Sees waterfall]Uh oh

Pacha says: [sees waterfall] Uh oh.

Kuzko says: [nonchalantly] Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha says: [nonchalantly] Yep.

Kuzko says: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha says: Most likely.

Kuzko says: Bring it on.

Yzma says: "Pull the lever, Kronk."

Yzma says: Pull the lever, Kronk.

Kronk says: [Pulls the lever, openeing a trap door in which Yzma falls]

Yzma says: "Wrong lever!!" [Walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] "Why do we even have that lever?" [Kicks the croc away]

Yzma says: Wrong lever! [walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] Why do we even have that lever? [kicks the croc away]

Kuzko says: [Later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] "Okay, why does she even have that lever?!"

Kuzko says: [later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] 'Okay, why does she even have that lever?!

Marcus Higgins says: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.

Marcus Higgins says: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.

Becky Feder says: [about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?

Marcus Higgins says: ...Hell.

Marcus Higgins says: Hell.

Lenny Feder says: Higgins. Don't say that.

Marcus Higgins says: Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.

Yzma says: [recently transformed into a cat, vial in hand] Looking for this? [surprised] Is that my voice?! Is that MY voice?! Oh well.

Kuzko says: No, no! Don't drop it!

Yzma says: I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to KILL YOU! [diabolical laughter]

Yzma says: [appearing from the shadows, holding the vial of human extract] Looking for this?

Kuzko says: No! It can't be. How did you get here before us?

Yzma says: [stunned] How did we, Kronk?

Kronk says: You got me. [pulls down a map outlining the chase prior] By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

Marcus Higgins says: Kurt: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical Rob: It's great Marcus: It's a-maize-ing

Kurt McKenzie says: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical.

Rob Hilliard says: It's great.

Lenny Feder says: It's a-maize-ing.