10,000 B.C. Reviews
Historically accurate I saw it and you didnt
the jews ruin everything
The Story: Eh, whatever.
The Script: Eh, whatever.
The cavemen with dreadlocks and proper English exotic accents: Eh, whatever.
Mammoths helping to build the Pyramids when we all know it was aliens: Eh, whatever.
The CGI: Okay, no. Memo to movie studios: when a drunk person thinks, 'This is pretty bad', you've got a problem.
1. Stone age, with dodo's, mammoths, and sabertooths??
2. Iron spears and handcuffs.
Acting is bad and the characters are 2 dimensions, breaking any sence of immersion.
If Roland Emmerich was going for a prehistoric epic masterpiece, he failed.
If he was going for a fun action packed movie, he failed.
But if he was going for a movie that could be enjoyable by kids without much thought, he succeeded.
10.000 B.C is a pile of wasted potential.