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Priest Reviews

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½ March 5, 2017
I wanted to like it...special effects were hit and miss.... but it was missing something..whatever it kept me from enjoying it as much as i wanted to
December 23, 2016
It was thought a great movie, instead of disappoint some ways for too many characters and scenes copied from other films. Mix between a version Blade in a far west futuristic to the Judge Dredd
½ November 20, 2016
An atypical vampire tale wherein the vamps are not human but animal like creatures. Though they only come out at night, they prey on humans to the point that humans turn to the church to save them. Priests become vampire killing experts and much like Native Americans, move the vamps onto reservations. These are tended by humans and get overrun with the help of a captured Priest. Thus the action begins.... Not bad for post-apocalyptic sci-fi / horror.
October 28, 2016
Fine action movie, great music.

Bettany and Plummer awesome as usual, Maggie Q at her best !!!
August 9, 2016
I liked it. Still waiting for a sequel but that is not happening.
June 30, 2016
Entretenida y emocionante, muy buenos efectos....
June 30, 2016
Directors Are Always Better...!
June 30, 2016
a western-fused post- apocalyptic thriller, is set in an alternate world -- one ravaged by centuries of war.
June 30, 2016
Finally saw it and loved it!!!
June 28, 2016
Now the critics see Priest as a stylish but cliched action flick and savaged it as such but I take a different approach. Although Priest is flawed and extremely derivative, the movie certainly serves up enough action to please the Screen Gems crowd (the critics might be confused, but we know what we came for) while also offering some of the freshest visual landscaping in the film world today. Considering just how many generic looking films are out there these days and with all the sequels on the way, I'll take Priest for what it is, an unconventional adaptation of little known material into a visually fresh aesthetic worth noting. I'll take that over the latest reboot or remake.
April 22, 2016
dull characters and plot. Nothing else really matters.
Super Reviewer
½ March 27, 2016
We usually get about 3 films like this a year, A fantasy action film that noone really hears much about and they hardly ever deliver in entertainment value, This is the same, It could of been better but it's too dark, I can't comment on the 3D as I watched the 2D version but I can't imagine it being any good, It felt rushed and the action scenes were nothing great, The effects were ok but that's about it, It's not a terrible film but it was never going to be great.
January 24, 2016
This so wanted to be a franchise. First mistake was taking Paul Bettany's English accent away.
January 24, 2016
very good, a cult classic
January 23, 2016
A really underrated mix of a film. Judge Dredd meets I Am Legend in a sci-fi/western setting. It's sound erratic, but it's a stylish mix that fits together well and tells an engaging story. Good performances all round and an underrated hidden gem.
½ January 22, 2016
Creepy, entertaining and so great!
½ December 16, 2015
Just the worst movie I have ever seen.
Super Reviewer
½ December 14, 2015
In a world ravaged by centuries of war between humans and vampires some warrior priests attempt to tip the scales in favor of humanity. Get ready for some puny humans against superhuman vampires action, shot in the best remember-the-Matrix style. Or not.
½ October 22, 2015
Scott Stewart is one of the directors I know that does try to make different films from his own filmography, but they're all received negative reviews. So I went into Priest wondering how bad could it be, and it turn out to be a decent film that is better than I expected. The acting is good although they just talk in a deep and intimidating way which can bore some viewers. The action is fine, but it does feel a bit restrained and just feel like it should've been more entertaining. The effects look really good, and I like the monster design and the effects. The plot is very average and is like lots of movies before this. The movie does go through flashbacks of it which makes me wonder why the film isn't about this instead of this plot which is just about saving someone. The animation by Genndy Tartakovsky in the opening is very impressive and is kind of sad how that's the best part of the film. The characters are all right, but I do like to see more character development on it. I'm not gonna lie that I don't understand why people don't like it as I really do, but I was a bit entertained by Priest and would like to see the sequel to this that probably would never happen.
October 18, 2015
Well, let me see how to start this one. Maybe it's good to reflect on my movie reviews and reminisce about "The Witches Hammer", the first movie I ever reviewed. It has some uncanny parallels with "Priest". First, it's also about priests hunting vampires who want to take over the world. Second, it also got 0% on my tomatometer.

I should have known from the opening screen that this was a movie to be wary about. It said "Screen gems presents". "Screen gems". And what a "gem" this was!

When a movie mostly (2 times) gets nominated for its score and sound editing, you know something's up. Especially if it stays at nominations without any wins. And then there's the nomination for 'Best Screenplay' from the Horror Writers Association. The what? Yes, the HWA. They've been handing out Bram Stoker Awards for "superior achievement" in dark fantasy and horror writing since 1987. Guess you can change that "horror writing" to "horrible writing" here and it would make perfect sense, since 'Priest' is a prime example of "superior achievement in horrible writing".

It already went wrong at the start. If you need a six-minute animated intro explaining the world, your storytelling is not at the right pace. I'll get back to that later.

So, what's this movie about? This sums it up: renegade priest (Paul Bettany) goes on a rampage. But I don't think that was what its creators intended to make. I bet the inception of this flick went something like this:

Writer A: "Let's make a movie with a really big BOOOOM!!! at the end!"
Writer B: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah. But what about a story?"
Writer A: "Who cares? If enough people like the BOOOOM!!! at the end, we can make a sequel with another big BOOOOM!!! at the end!"
Writer B: "OK, cool!"

So this is a movie about a priest on a rampage. But what is he on a rampage for? His daughter has been kidnapped by a human/vampire hybrid (wearing a black cowboy hat) who wants to take over the world. She's held on a train that's on its way to the vampire-free cities. The priest and his sidekick (girl's boyfriend) travel through the wasteland and villages on motorcycles with jet engines, trying to catch up with the train. (Did I mention the jet-engines are charged with solar power? Don't get me started on that.) The church sends four other priests after the renegade, but they all fail to stop him. Three get killed by "The Black Hat" (original name, eh?) and the fourth just switches sides and joins our lead characters.

Every time the movie starts to pick up some pace, it immediately slows down again. It happens in the Hive, in Jericho, on the train, etc. Eventually they manage to kill one baddie, but only to reveal that a much bigger enemy is coming. Sequel anyone??

Bettany could have staged a much more interesting priest character, but the lacking script just wouldn't let him develop. I was going to find out what other masterpieces writer Cory Goodman has to his name, but it seems like there's nothing besides "Priest". What a surprise.

Good points? The cinematography of this movie is OK, but I don't recommend this movie to anyone. Unless you want to skip The Matrix, I Am Legend, Blade Runner and Mad Max to name a few. If you see this movie, you'll have seen quite a few trademark aspects of those movies as well.

Conclusion: it's not original, it doesn't have great storytelling, it doesn't have great characters and it's got a clichéd ending. Verdict: AVOID!
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