May 28, 2015
The streak of bad-to-average movies that lasted close to three weeks finally ends! I may be over-rating this film slightly, but I had an absolute blast watching this movie. It was so much fucking fun. Particularly once the Royal Minister appears, when the film becomes a ridiculously over-the-top kung fu film. There's this hilarious scene near the climax where a woman, who the Minister used to shield himself from ninja stars, or something close to that, that were thrown by the Iron Monkey. The minister stands up to face both Wong and the doctor, both pretending to be Iron Monkey for this last scene. The woman who took the stars to the chest is now begging for help at the Minister's feet, grabbing on to his legs. The minister, being annoyed at this, literally kicks this woman high into the air, off camera, never to be seen again. I found this absolutely fucking hilarious. There was also this scene, prior to the woman taking the stars to the chest, once the Iron Monkeys appear. The minister throws the woman at them like a spear. One of the Iron Monkeys, unsure of which one, kicks the woman back at him. I lost it. It sucks for this woman, but I just found this entire exchange to be tremendous. Don't get me wrong, the film prior to this is still really fucking good and entertaining, but I think there's a level of insanity to the climax itself that cannot be denied. There's a blurb on the poster here that says that this film is more fun than Crouching Tiger. And that, to me, is a really stupid thing to do. While they would certainly be in the same martial arts/kung-fu section of your local video store, they are two vastly different movies thematically and tonally. Iron Monkey is not meant to be taken as seriously as Crouching Tiger. And not that Crouching Tiger is a self-serious film to the point of mockery, but it is a film with a more serious story. This is more a simple story designed to entertain whereas Crouching Tiger is more like watching poetry in motion, as much of a cliche as that is. And not that Crouching wasn't meant to entertain, clearly the action being the way it was in that film was intended for it to wow audiences, but thematically it was completely different. That's like me saying that Pitch Perfect is more fun than Oldboy. That would be a 'correct' statement but misleading the fact that it implies the former is better than the latter. I haven't seen Crouching in a long time, so it wouldn't be fair to say which is better and which is not. That rant took way too long honestly. The action in this film is really damn good honestly. Yes, there's a lot of wire-work and a lot of defying the natural laws of physics and gravity, but that's part of what makes these films as unique as they are. I did find the climactic battle between the Royal Minister and the Iron Monkeys atop the wooden poles really cool conceptually and in execution. It's just really well-choreographed. A lot of people might be turned off by the silliness of it all, but I thought the action itself was, obviously, the highlight. There's also a lot of comedy here and plenty of funny lines, particularly the one about the virgin that got a hearty laugh out of me. I wouldn't call this a kung-fu classic, but I would still greatly recommend it if you love this kind of film. It's not kung-fu, it's kung-fun. There's a terrible Gene Shalit-esque pun for you. That's a good way to negate this entire review. Fun stuff here!
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