Jeff Pollack Director David Spade Dylan Ramsey Actor, Writer Sophie Marceau Lila Dubois Actor Patrick Bruel Rene Actor Artie Lange Wally Actor Mitchell Whitfield Mark Actor Martin Sheen Millstone Actor Jon Lovitz Uncle Harry Actor Estelle Harris Mrs. Stubblefield Actor Rose Marie Clara Actor Marla Gibbs Enid Actor Carole Cook Sylvia Actor Christian Clemenson Ray Actor J.B. Cook Writer Marc Meeks Writer Morrie Eisenman Producer Broderick Johnson Producer Andrew A. Kosove Producer Wayne Allan Rice Producer Todd P. Smith Co-Producer Charles A. Chiara Associate Producer John Debney Original Music Neil Diamond Non-Original Music Paul Elliott Cinematographer Christopher Greenbury Film Editing Rusty Smith Production Design Alec Hammond Art Director Stephanie Ziemer Set Decoration Susan L. Bertram Costume Design Jackie Burch Casting