Richard Martini Director, Screenwriter, Original Music Susan Shapiro Director, Screenwriter Seymour Cassel Sy Lerner Actor Francesco Quinn Frank "Rhino" Rhinoslavsky Actor Rebecca Broussard Rebecca Lerner Actor François Petit Frenchman Actor Robert Hockley American Actor Luana Anders Agent on Phone Actor Jack Ong Minister Actor Lloyd Kaufman Lloyd Kaufman - Troma Chief Actor Deric Haddad Screenwriter Irwin Rappaport Screenwriter Tom Coleman Producer Holly MacConkey Producer Johan Schotte Executive Producer Jon Turtle Executive Producer Denise Brassard Cinematographer Dean Lent Cinematographer Richard Currie Film Editing