Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Reviews

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February 24, 2004
Implausabilities aside, Confessions is a light lark that's colorful, spirited, and chock full of clothes.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 21, 2004
... Nothing if not fluffy -- but oddly, egregiously offensive in ways far more insidious and damaging than merely wasting our time.
| Original Score: 1/4
February 21, 2004
A word to the wise: If you find the title tantalizing, you'll probably love the film.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 21, 2004
Akin to a feather--weightless.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
February 21, 2004
A juvenile 'I Love Lucy' episode...that's more irritating than charming.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
February 21, 2004
I can't think of a teen who would enjoy watching Confessions
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
February 21, 2004
Even at less than an hour and a half, it still feels absurdly padded.
Full Review | Original Score: D
February 21, 2004
The whole enterprise feels desperately thrown together for a teen/mall profit and rather cheap.
February 20, 2004
Not a winner, but it's at least passable entertainment for kids whose parents want their idols to preach against drunkenness and learn that lying isn't a good thing.
Read More | Original Score: 68/100
February 20, 2004
A movie that -- even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.
February 20, 2004
The superficial sweetness masks something rotten.
February 20, 2004
Sugarman's muddled comedy serves only to drive home the cliché that the teenage female mind is a roiling mass of contradictions and petty concerns.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
February 20, 2004
A string of unrelated scenes about the high-school musical ... the band's final concert, some random moments in which some standard-issue popular girls are mean to Lola, and Lola's active fantasy life.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
February 20, 2004
Much of Confessions seems clueless and -- even worse for moviegoers of any age -- listless.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
February 20, 2004
Why is this chiffon doodle essentially offensive? Because it is about nothing, and it turns the dreams of girls into piffle.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
February 20, 2004
Both the actress and the character she's playing are stranded in a vapid film about vapid teens.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 20, 2004
The gimmicks and goofy daydream sequences mount up until the film collapses under their weight.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
February 20, 2004
It's a pubescent fantasia without soul or purpose beyond positioning star Lindsay Lohan as the successor to Hilary Duff's throne.
February 20, 2004
The film's essential soullessness bangs back against its cheer, reminding us of the wrinkled businessmen's hands reaching for our dollars from behind the sunny smiles.
Full Review | Original Score: C
February 20, 2004
A shlocky, sloppy and crass adolescent comedy.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
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