The Wisdom of Crocodiles

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Stylish, but emotionally uninvolving.

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Movie Info

After years of murdering single women for their blood, debonair vampire Steven Griscz (Jude Law) can no longer quench his thirst at the pallid necks of the lonely and miserable. To continue to sustain himself, he desperately needs the vibrant, energizing blood of a victim who loves him. As Griscz struggles to seduce gorgeous scientist Anne Levela (Elina Lowensohn), policeman Healey (Timothy Spall) follows a trail of clues leading directly to his door.

Cast & Crew

Jude Law
Steven Grlscz
Elina Löwensohn
Anne Labels
Timothy Spall
Inspector Healey
Kerry Fox
Maria Vaughan
Jack Davenport
Sergeant Roche
Rick Lamont
Toll Bridge Attendant
Ashley Artus
Gang Leader
Paul Hoffman
Writer
Dorothy Berwin
Executive Producer
Laura Julian
Line Producer
Scott Meek
Executive Producer
Nigel Stafford-Clark
Executive Producer
Orlando Gough
Original Music
John Lunn
Original Music
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Critic Reviews for Immortality

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  • Jan 10, 2010
    Very bizarre and very cheap looking. It's a straight-to-video in every way, but it's really interesting for some reason. It's essentially Jude law running around seducing girls and being a vampire. I just honestly have no idea what was going on here with the plot, it seemed like they were trying to update Dracula but I can't be sure.
    Conner R Super Reviewer
  • Sep 01, 2008
    Not bad. I was able to put my immense dislike of Jude Law on hold long enough to watch this, (mainly as I was interested to see Elina Lowensohn in something other than Nadja or the Hal Hartley movies). This movie seems a little on the long side, even though it actually isn't, and an interesting spin on vampires is stretched a little thin, but on the whole, I didn't mind it. Elina, as always, adds a quirky presence to this. She is definitely an underrated actress. Jude Law is pretty good too, and I don't generally say that, have not really liked him in anything since Gattaca. Fans of the genre might enjoy this, although it is not especially violent and isn't a great deal of sex in it, which is unusual for a movie of this type. It is more of an arthouse take.
    Nicki M Super Reviewer
  • Aug 15, 2006
    This was actually a bit of a surprise. I was expecting absolute crap, and got an actually half decent film. The acting was good, especially Jude, and the story was at least different from most films.
    Ashton R Super Reviewer
  • Jul 21, 2006
    Jude Law as a vampire. Dammit, they know my weakness! This is a really seductive film, and the premise is fascinating. Although it takes a bit of a wrong turn near the end, it redeems itself at the last moment. It's hard to say what it is about this movie that's so compelling. It just is.
    Emily A Super Reviewer

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