Jack and Jill Reviews
Definitely the worst movie of the year and possibly one of the worst of all time. Jack and Jill gives us something no one wanted, double the Adam Sandler. Might as well give me vomit inducing popcorn and punch me in the face while screaming in my ears popping my ear drums. Adam Sandler has not been good in years, but this was unbearable. Never watch this movie because just the sound of two Adam Sandler voices can give you a two year migraine followed by a loss of hearing.
a big mistake for pacinio being a part of this shit
So to help add my critical voice without sounding like a derivative, I'm going to summarize the experience I had when watching the film.
My body is sitting upright on the couch with my friend sitting beside to my right. Ok, the movie is introducing itself with dumb twin sibling jokes without any of the characters, which means that any joke the characters make involving twin siblings is going to fall flat on its face. Sure enough, once the 'likable and inoffensive' characters are introduced, those types of jokes and every other kind of joke they attempt to do are beyond pathetic.
As the film progresses, I keep expecting that the sheer stupidity of the whole film to be enough for me to truly hate it, but no, that was just the icing on this moldy and crusty cake. The large volumes of asinine emptiness were enough to make me go from sitting upright to laying on my side and falling asleep. My friend (who was mostly not paying attention to the film either and was checking up on his Facebook status or whatever people do with their social media accounts) noticed me sleeping and after 20 minutes of what felt like heaven, I was woken up by him after he'd tapped my feet. "Oh c'mon man! I really am in no mood to watch a film that plays out like a commercial and has absolutely nothing to say to make me care for its sorry ass." Feeling amused by my suffering he replied, "Well, you know we're both suffering." Good point buddy.
In the end, "Jack and Jill"'s biggest crime as a film was not its obvious flaws, hell not even its celebrity cameos (Oh Al why? WHY?!?! You, Depp, and everyone else involved in this project couldn't find a better frigging script in 2011??), but for being such an unbelievably boring pile of shit to sit through.
It is one of the most boring films I've ever seen and it will rob one's intelligence upon first viewing.