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Zack Ward
as Dude

Dave Foley
as Uncle Dave

Chris Coppola
as Richard

Jackie Tohn
as Faith

J.K. Simmons
as Candidate Welles

Ralf Moeller
as Officer John

Verne Troyer
as Himself

Chris Spencer
as Officer Greg

Larry Thomas
as Osama bin Laden

Michael Paré
as Panhandler

Erick Avari
as Habib

Lindsay Hollister
as Recorder

Brent Mendenhall
as George W. Bush

Rick Hoffman
as Mr. Blither

Michael Benyaer
as Mohammed

Lonelle New

David Huddleston
as Peter

Seymour Cassel
as Paul

Holly Eglington

Uwe Boll
as Himself

Vince Desiderio
as Himself

Michaela Mann
as Jenny

Holly Eglinton
as Karen

Lucie Guest
as Cindy

Jonathan Bruce
as Harry the Wheelchair Guy

Carrie Genzel
as Reporter Gayle

Geoff Gustafson
as Morning Show Host

Daniel Boileau
as Cooter

Samir El Sharkawi
as Tariq

Jason Emanuel
as Bobak

Melanie Papalia
as Nasira

Jodie Stewart
as Bitch

Derek Anderson
as Retarded Taliban

Heather Feeney
as Teller

Marlaina Stewartt
as Older Lady in Audience

Michael Robinson
as Seminar Speaker

Bill Mondy
as Mob Leader

Zachary Webb
as Parking Guard

William Veroni
as Baby in Carriage

Colin Foo
as Ticket Holder

Christine Lippa
as TV Host No.1

Mark Brandon
as TV Host No.2

Myfanwy Meilen
as TV Host No.3

Helena Yea
as Woman Driver

Reese Alexander
as Police Officer

Steffen Mennekes
as Ass-Kissing Employee

Michael Shore
as Man Shopper

Richard Ian Cox
as Coffee Customer

Mike Dopud
as Security Guard No.1

Ed Anders
as Security Guard No.2

Mike Antonakos
as Azeem

Michael Eklund
as Disgruntled Man

Tony Alcantar
as Angry Man

David Adams
as IRS Agent No.1

Robert Clarke
as IRS Agent No.2

Paulino Nunes
as Asif

Merik Tadros
as Nabi

Rick Faraci
as Plane Passenger No.1

Bryan C. Knight
as Plane Passenger No.2

David Ward
as Gluttco Singing Employee No.11

Patrick Barich
as Gluttco Singing Employee No.12

Daniel Clarke
as Window Washer

Lorielle New
as Starr

Julia Sandberg Hansson
as Mitzi

Brock Johnson
as Creepy Masturbating Guy

Nicolette Bu
as Little Germany Staff Hot Woman No.11

Brandie Coe
as Little Germany Staff Hot Woman No.12

Doris Blomgren
as Old Woman Bomb Maker

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• Aug 10, 2014

  You know it's gonna be terrible when you see Boll's name on the poster. It was actually better than I expected, I had a few laughs. It stayed true to the notorious video game of the same name, being a massive fan of the game, I was actually satisfied with Boll's writing and direction.
  

  Sylvester K Super Reviewer
• Jun 10, 2010

  Postal is a better film by director Uwe Boll. Postal is based on the controversial video game of the same name, and the film is politically incorrect. The film is pretty funny and does a good job at entertaining. Uwe Boll manages to direct a competent film, and it's not dreadful like Alone In The Dark, Bloodrayne, House Of The Dead and In The Name Of The King. A decent enough comedy with politically incorrect laughs to be had, Postal is a live action version of South Park.
  Alex r Super Reviewer
• Apr 02, 2010

  Boredom is a very dangerous state of being, and you may encounter despicably bad films when changing channels randomly. When this film started, the opening credits suddenly displayed the magic words: "directed by UWE BOLL" I got extremely scared, like if my heart wanted to come out of my chest and start running away. My instinctive reaction was to grab the controller as quickly as I could, but just when I had my thumb on the button, something inside me (perhaps a possessing demon, like if I knew...) convinced me not to avoid the film and started watching it. I had already survived House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, so... could Boll make shittier films? I had to find out. Many times it has been said: Curiosity killed the cat. Nevertheless, it didn't happen this time. The film is incredibly bad, and I know a line has been crossed when the director makes an appearance as himself and starts to worship his own past films including his current videogame adaptation. Beyond that, I found the film to be preposterously forced and unfunny, like watching a porn film that is, at the same time, the lamest political satire ever made mixed with the insane humor of Simon Pegg. However, Boll surpassed himself this time, and I really will support the following idea for generations to come: that this is the best he will ever be able to do. 'Nuff said. Besides, I must accept that the "What is the difference between a duck?" line made me smile. Yup, that's the greatest triumph of the film for me. Oh, and for the ones rating this with only half a star, there are considerably worse films out there. This had a better photography (haha!), and remember that hating Owe Boll is getting less cool each time. He's still an @ss, naturally. 30/100
  Edgar C Super Reviewer
• Feb 07, 2010

  Congratulations Toilet Boll! Postal absolutely sucks! This is a shocker. Oh wait, no it isn't.

  This film may only be loosely based on the video game by the same name, but this monstrosity is so crappy that it still gives the game a bad name. This movie is not funny, not entertaining, and much too long. Seriously, the 1 hour 40 minutes feels like an eternity.

  The movie is supposed to be wacky and over the top, but this film still goes nowhere. Boll's attempt at humor is executed poorly in a story with plot holes, which shouldn't matter, but they do anyway. Boll just continues to find ways to disappoint.

  Zack Ward is unimpressive, Dave Foley has full frontal nudity, and J.K. Simmons lowers his reputation just by taking a role in this abomination. At least there are a handful of scantily clad women to look at. Their acting, on the other hand, is also "scantily clad." To top it all off, Toilet Boll actually appears as himself. As if this movie isn't bad enough, but now his face appears on the screen and his voice is heard.

  Postal is a picture that fails at every turn. Avoid it at all costs and move on.

  JY S Super Reviewer

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