Andy Sidaris Director, Writer Rodrigo Obregon Rodrigo Martinez Actor Shae Marks Tiger Actor Julie K. Smith Cobra Actor Christian Letelier J. Tyler Ward Actor Julie Strain Willow Black Actor Marcus Bagwell Warrior Actor Kevin Eastman Harry the cat Actor Carrie Westcott Sofia Actor Paul Logan Doc Austin Actor Gerald Okamura Fu Actor Ava Cadell Ava Actor Carolyn Liu Silk Actor Chuck Tam Kabuki 2 Actor Lelagi Togisala Kabuki 3 Actor David Hopper Ninja 2 Actor Jeff McMahen Ninja 3 Actor Beau Parker Terrorist 1 Actor Art Isles Terrorist 2 Actor Joe Jester Pilot Actor Abe Rich Pilot Actor David Hadder Co-Pilot Actor Ken Meeks Cycle Bandit 2 Actor Jefferson Hendricks Guard Actor Alan Blakeney Yacht Guard Actor Elizabeth O'Donnell Receptionist Actor Beebe Smilow Office Manager Actor Christian Sidaris Cycle Bandit 1 Actor, Executive Producer Marcus Young Lead Kabuki, Lead Ninja Actor Arlene Sidaris Producer Howard Wexler Cinematographer Anthony Dalesandro Film Editing Ron Di Iulio Original Music Bill Pryor Art Director Warden Neil Costume Design