Patrick Cassidy John Candy Director, Actor, Screenwriter, Executive Producer, Original Music, Cinematographer, Film Editing Andrick Deppmeyer The Drake Director, Actor, Screenwriter, Producer, Original Music, Cinematographer Adam Jaroszewski Felix Director, Actor, Screenwriter, Producer, Cinematographer, Film Editing Patrick Simone Simon Director, Actor, Screenwriter, Producer, Original Music, Cinematographer, Film Editing Devin The Dude The Dude Actor Ellen J. Pilch Diner Waitress Actor Kylie Clay Vanessa Actor Jack Cassidy Candy's Dad Actor Jaime Del Aguila Juan Actor Conor Long Jerry Actor Abel Gonzalez Armando Actor Connor Long Jerry Actor Alberto Gutiérrez Don Rodrigo Actor Michael Long Jim Johnson Actor