Darren Bousman Director David Hasselhoff The Designer Actor Emilie Autumn The Painted Doll Actor Paul Sorvino God Actor Adam Pascal The Agent Actor Ted Neeley The Publicist Actor Barry Bostwick The Watchword Actor Terrance Zdunich Lucifer Actor, Screenwriter Marc Senter The Scorpion Actor Nivek Ogre The Twin Actor Dayton Callie The Ticket Keeper Actor Briana Evigan Ms. Merrywood Actor Chantal Claret Translator Actor Alisa Burket Lady of Virtue Actor Kristina Klebe Geraldine, His Lady of Virtue Actor Alexis Brandt Applicant Actor Natalie Castillo Applicant Actor Courtney Ortega Applicant Actor Bill Moseley The Magician Actor J. LaRose The Major Actor Brea Grant Twist, The Rosy Bayonettes Actor Carla Harvey Lock Actor Sean E. DeMott Producer Chris M. Bonifay Producer Chang Tseng Producer James Cotten Executive Producer Brian Perera Executive Producer Joseph White Cinematographer Saar Hendelman Original Music Derrick Hinman Production Design Mildred Von Hildegard Costume Design Brandi Kalish Set Decoration Patricia Sullivan Set Decoration