Gregory Poirier Director, Writer Jerry O'Connell Michael Delaney Actor Shannon Elizabeth Natalie Parker Actor Jake Busey Kyle Brenner Actor Horatio Sanz Steve Actor Jaime Pressly Tricia Actor Travis Fine Jan Actor Shelby Stockton Mistaken Bride Actor Heather Ankeny Mistaken Natalie Actor Joseph D. Reitman Carrot Lover Actor Nikita Ager Girl in Michael's Dream Actor Soledad Alberti Consuela Actor Brandi Andres Kelly Actor Scott Beehner Max Actor Joan Blair Moustache Lady Actor Stephenie Chao Girl in Michael's Dream Actor Kam Heskin Kimberly Actor Katie Lohmann Centerfold Actor Bill Maher Carlos Actor Lauren Moore Janet Actor Marisa Parker Maria Actor Emilio Rivera Sampson Actor Julia Schultz Shelby Actor Barry Sigismondi Chasing Cop Actor Amber Smith Gorgeous Redhead Actor David St. James Priest Actor Austin Stout Altar Boy Actor John Patrick White Gary Actor Damon Williams Tony Actor Alan Riche Producer Todd Garner Executive Producer Tony Ludwig Producer Paul Kurta Producer, Unit Production Manager Charles Minsky Cinematographer Spring Aspers Music Supervisor Alix Friedberg Costume Design Matthew Barry Casting Nancy Green-Keyes Casting David Kitay Music Harry Keramidas Film Editing Robb Wilson-King Production Design Bruce Franklin First Assistant Director Conte Matal Second Assistant Director Mary Courtney Production Supervisor Linda Lee Sutton Set Decoration Judy Saunders Script Supervisor