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The Tourist Reviews

December 17, 2010
"Sure, the plot is preposterous, but the two stars look great, the scenery is spectacular and the supporting cast is a hoot."
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
December 10, 2010
In a year of craptaculars, The Tourist deserves burial at the bottom of the 2010 dung heap.
Read More | Original Score: 0/4
December 10, 2010
As for Depp, his character makes so little sense that he can hardly be blamed for blinking his way through the movie with an expression of blank-faced puzzlement that recalls Dan Quayle in the 1988 vice-presidential debate.
December 10, 2010
What should have sizzled fizzles.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 10, 2010
Jolie! Depp! Romantic locations! Intrigue! Some movies sound too good to be true. The Tourist is one of them.
December 10, 2010
The Tourist merely asks you to sit back and enjoy the ride, and then makes that task a breeze.
Read More | Original Score: 4/5
December 10, 2010
To see Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie in The Tourist is like watching a chemistry experiment gone horribly wrong.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
December 10, 2010
Unfortunately, this is one of those movies with a twist ending that turns a character inside out, revealing earlier scenes to be essentially fraudulent and more or less invalidating one's emotional investment in the story.
December 10, 2010
To battle the logic of the film would be to swat flies in a hurricane.
Full Review | Original Score: D
December 10, 2010
Star power can cover up a multitude of shortcomings in a film. Turns out stupidity isn't one of them.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
December 10, 2010
So deficient in the genre's essentials - such as witty dialogue, intriguing characters and surprising yet credible plot turns - that you're embarrassed for everyone involved.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 10, 2010
Too bad most of the fun on-screen seems to be reserved for the people who actually made "The Tourist" - while all we get is a postcard.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
December 10, 2010
Von Donnersmarck, who brilliantly depicted government surveillance in East Berlin before the fall of the wall in his earlier German film, astonishingly can't even find a way to make Interpol's spying interesting here.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 10, 2010
The high wattage of stars Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie cast the film in a spotlight that would be unflattering for most movies, least of all an insubstantial, tension-free thriller like this.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
December 9, 2010
There are all kinds of bad movies in the world, but it's really only stardom that can create the exact variety of cinematic abortion we find in "The Tourist."
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
December 9, 2010
... it's a bit of a shock to see this caliber of star power and big-budget production and location juice... yield such dismal results.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
December 9, 2010
When she [Angelina Jolie] first appears in a come-hither outfit and a small private smile, she looks ready for liftoff. She never ignites, and neither does the movie.
December 9, 2010
There is a moment in "The Tourist" when Johnny Depp turns to Angelina Jolie and asks "Why is all this happening?" It's a question moviegoers will be asking themselves as well.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
December 9, 2010
This woefully botched mystery-adventure-thriller-caper-romance-comedy, or whatever it was meant to be, is no fun at all.
December 9, 2010
Jolie is gorgeous, but photographed in reverent profile, like a Roman coin. Depp is amusingly droll, but it turns out that "mild" for this great actor looks a lot like "sleepy."
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
December 9, 2010
Enduring "The Tourist" is like going for a ride in a sinking gondola.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
December 9, 2010
It may be the only movie ever to feature a bad performance by Johnny Depp, one of the best actors working in films. Who knew he could be wooden and unconvincing in a role?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
December 9, 2010
The good news is that Jolie and Depp accessorize nicely together. He rarely gets to spar with women in his weight class, and his slovenly approach to stardom might be the antidote for Jolie's solemnity.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 9, 2010
Think about adding To Catch a Thief or Charade to your Netflix queue instead.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 9, 2010
As a thriller, The Tourist makes a good travelogue.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
December 9, 2010
Von Donnersmarck's meat-and-potatoes direction makes The Tourist astonishingly lifeless and awkward, reducing two of the world's biggest movie stars to something akin to shy, pimply teenagers on their first date.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
December 9, 2010
The Tourist is like a beautifully decorated shop window -- with no shop behind it.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 9, 2010
Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Venice -- what more could you want from a movie? Quite a lot, actually.
December 9, 2010
Yes, it's dreck, but we've all seen duff movies. What makes this so painfully exasperating is that 'The Tourist' is so bloody pleased with itself.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
December 9, 2010
Jolie provides the sultry action, and Depp offers some sweet, goofy laughs, and in the end no one got sunburned or suffered from food poisoning.
December 9, 2010
The Tourist gets sillier as the plot crawls along, its pace so slow that the movie could well put Ambien out of business once it starts showing up on late-night cable TV.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
December 9, 2010
"The Tourist" is a facsimile of a masquerade of a gloss on "Charade," and on all the lesser cinematic charades that followed in the wake of director Stanley Donen's 1963 picture.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 9, 2010
The plot is preposterous. So what you need is a movie that floats with bemusement above the cockamamie, and actors who tease each other.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
December 8, 2010
This zero-chemistry pairing of Angelina Jolie and Depp stands as an object lesson in the perils of succumbing to the siren call of big-time Hollywood filmmaking for a foreign director with one art house hit behind him.
December 8, 2010
You go into a movie like The Tourist hoping for a feast of personality from the stars. What you get, in this case, is a waxworks version of chemistry.
Full Review | Original Score: C