Chris Lumb Tuck Bushman , Bob Torquay , Dave Sugar , Doctor Von Doubleglazing , Enid Kettle , Mr Smithe Director, Actor, Screenwriter, Producer, Film Editing Natalie Smeaton Felicity Scruples , Mrs. Johnson , Beverley Hack , Mrs. Smithe , American Tourist Actor Matthew Jackson Jerry Stains , Farmer Shuttlecock , Ken Spice , Hunchy , Ethel Mint , Al Sation Actor Rob Girdler Mayor Eli Nefarious , Captain Pequod , Detective Inspector Parish Actor James Garden Ted Treeman Actor Nathan Head Ray the Roofer Actor Matthew Hick Mike Fawner Actor, Screenwriter Scott Leishman Eric Von Helmut , Jake Shutter Actor Elliott Daniels Original Music Tom Tuck Original Music