Chris Watson Director, Screenwriter, Executive Producer, Costume Design, Casting Mark Adams Det. Mark Argento Actor Ari Bavel Cage Actor Uwe Boll Self J.R. Bookwalter Crazed Professor Actor Conrad Brooks Dean Martinson Actor Joe Estevez Brooks Actor Jennifer Greer Mandy Actor Ron Jeremy Todd Voice Trent Haaga Ted Kopafeel Actor Paul Darrigo Jeff Jackson Actor Brinke Stevens Laura Reynolds Actor Tom Savini Jesus Actor Robert Z'Dar Det. Bobby Romero Actor Andrew J. Rausch Executive Producer, Casting Damon Abraham Cinematographer, Film Editing Jim Siebert Cinematographer Sean Cain Film Editing Roy Shields Casting