Stephanie Cole Mrs Featherstone Actor Brigit Forsyth Madge Actor Neil Fitzmaurice Mr Jackson Actor Kulvinder Ghir Cyril Actor Tim Healy Gastric Actor Sally Lindsay Mrs Kath Agnew Actor Selina Griffiths Mrs Lewis Actor Maggie Ollerenshaw Mavis Actor Judith Jacob Mrs Rowan Actor Alexander Kirk Mr Grimwold Actor Katie Redford Beth Actor Keiron Self Mr Lomax Actor Javone Prince Alvin Actor Johnny Vegas Wet Eric Actor Nina Wadia Mrs Hussein Actor Sian Reeves Merle Actor James Baxter Leroy Actor Val Tagger Mrs Willis Actor David Jason Granville Actor, Executive Producer Geoffrey Whitehead Mr Newbold Actor Roy Clarke Writer Gareth Edwards Executive Producer Sarah Hitchcock Producer Michael Storey Original Music Dewi Humphreys Director