Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Robert Wagner Teddy Leopold Guest Star Jenny McCarthy Courtney Guest Star George Eads George Guest Star Jamie Rose Sloane Jagov Guest Star Michael Lowry Wes Tosterone Guest Star John Burke Detective Henry Ketchum Guest Star Ping Wu Coroner Guest Star Brett Wagner Prison Cell Mate Guest Star Hope Allen Jenna Guest Star Carrie Reichenbach Alexis Guest Star Nicole Malgarini Misty Guest Star Hollie Stenson Destinee Guest Star Nakia Secrest Angel Guest Star Dan Cole Clown Guest Star Charity Hodges Amber Guest Star Jacqueline Lord Tiffany Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Carol Mendelsohn Writer Naren Shankar Writer Sarah Goldfinger Writer Evan Dunsky Writer Jeff Melman Director