Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Melanie Lynskey Rose Guest Star Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt Guest Star Sophie Winkleman Zoey Guest Star Karen Y. McClain Chrissy Guest Star Jeff Staron Barista Guest Star Robert Clotworthy Pilot Guest Voice Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Jim Patterson Writer Don Reo Writer James Widdoes Director