Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Sophie Winkleman Zoey Guest Star Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt Guest Star Mimi Rogers Robin Schmidt Guest Star Brit Morgan Jill Guest Star Alem Brhan Sapp Sergeant Guest Voice Michael Bolton Michael Bolton Guest Star Grant Geissman Guitarist Guest Star Jennifer Zharinova Michael Bolton's Date Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Don Reo Writer Jim Patterson Writer James Widdoes Director