Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Amanda Detmer Meghan Guest Star George Coe Victor Guest Star Julie Marie Berman Sarah Guest Star Arianna Gomez Hot Girl at Bar Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Don Reo Writer Jim Patterson Writer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Gemma Baker Writer Matt Ross Writer Matt Searle Writer James Widdoes Director