Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Guest Star Amber Tamblyn Jenny Guest Star Kelly Sry Henry Guest Star Lilah Richcreek Estrada Keri Guest Star Rebecca Olejniczak Restaurant Patron Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Don Reo Executive Producer, Writer Jim Patterson Executive Producer, Writer Susan McMartin Writer Steve Tompkins Writer James Widdoes Director