Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Edan Alexander Louis Actor Deanna Russo Laurel Guest Star Laura Stone Danielle Guest Star Brenda Koo Julie Guest Star Drew Cheetwood Male Stripper Guest Star Rose Matheu Lily Guest Star Lily Bigham Girl Guest Star Tristan Byon Boy Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer Don Reo Executive Producer, Writer Jim Patterson Executive Producer, Writer Jim Vallely Writer Tim Kelleher Writer Matt Ross Writer Max Searle Writer James Widdoes Director