Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller

Highest Rated: 100% Dinner in America (2020)

Lowest Rated: 0% The Suburbans (1999)

Birthday: Nov 30, 1965

Birthplace: New York, New York, USA

As the son of comedians Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara Ben Stiller's decision to establish himself as a comic writer and actor surprised almost no one.Born in New York City on November 30, 1965, Stiller began to shoot his own comic films from the age of ten. After high-school graduation, Stiller attended UCLA and landed bit parts in several features, notably the Steven Spielberg-directed, Tom Stoppard and Menno Meyjes-scripted, late 1987 opus Empire of the Sun.Meanwhile, Stiller continued to turn out comedy shorts, including the 30-minute Elvis Stories (1989), a spoof of obsessive Elvis fans featuring an already-established John Cusack. One of Stiller's shorts, a Tom Cruise parody called The Hustler of Money, won him a spot as a writer and player on Saturday Night Live in 1989. His stint on the show was short-lived, but led to his own eponymous series, The Ben Stiller Show, first on MTV (1990) and later on Fox (1992-1993). The program failed to draw a substantial audience, and folded within a couple of months on each network, but Stiller netted an Emmy for comedy writing in 1993.The following year, Stiller debuted as a feature film director with the twentysomething angst romcom Reality Bites (1994), in which he also starred alongside Winona Ryder and a memorably grungy Ethan Hawke. The film was a relative critical and commercial success and scored with Gen-Xers; unfortunately, Stiller's next directorial effort, 1996's The Cable Guy failed to register with critics and audiences. After a small part as nursing-home orderly Hal in the Adam Sandler comedy Happy Gilmore (1996), Stiller rebounded with a starring role in David O. Russell's Flirting With Disaster (1996). The relatively positive reception afforded to that comedy helped to balance out the relative failure of Stiller's other film that year, If Lucy Fell. It was not until two years later, however, that Stiller truly stepped into the limelight. Thanks to starring roles in three wildly, wickedly different films, he emerged as an actor of versatility, equally adept at playing sensitive nice guys and malevolent hellraisers. In the smash gross-out comedy There's Something About Mary (1998), Stiller appeared as the former type, making comic history for outrageous sight gags that involved misplaced bodily fluids and mangled genitalia. That same summer, Stiller did time as a gleefully adulterous theatrical instructor in Neil LaBute's jet-black evisceration of contemporary sexual mores, Your Friends and Neighbors. Finally, Stiller starred in the intensely graphic and disturbing addiction drama Permanent Midnight, earning critical acclaim for his portrayal of writer-cum-heroin addict Jerry Stahl -- a personal friend of the Stiller family from Stahl's days scripting the TV series ALF. Now fully capable of holding his own in Hollywood, with the license to prove it, Stiller starred alongside William H. Macy, Paul Reubens, Hank Azaria, and pal Janeane Garofalo in the fantasy comedy Mystery Men (1999) as the leader of a group of unconventional superheroes. Stiller also landed a supporting role in The Suburbans, a comedy about the former members of a defunct new wave band. The following year, Stiller starred as a rabbi smitten with the same woman as his best friend, a Catholic priest (Edward Norton), in the well-received romantic comedy Keeping the Faith (2000), which Norton also co-produced and directed. Stiller found his widest audience up to that point, however, with the Jay Roach-directed madcap comedy Meet the Parents. As the tale of a nutty father-in-law to be (Robert De Niro) who wreaks unchecked havoc on his daughter's intended (Stiller) via covert CIA operations and incessant interrogation, this disastrously humorous tale of electrical interference gone wild scored with ticket-buyers and qualified as the top box-office draw during the holiday season of 2000.In the autumn of 2001, Stiller brought one of his most popular MTV Video Music Awards incarnations to the big screen in the ou

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
100% Dinner in America Producer 2020
No Score Yet Mais Um Executive Producer 2019
80% Alex Strangelove Executive Producer Producer 2018
92% The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) Actor 2017
79% Brad's Status Brad Sloan $2.1M 2017
No Score Yet The Truth Is in the Stars Actor 2017
39% Why Him? Producer $60.4M 2016
67% Sweet Micky For President Actor 2015
33% Being Canadian Actor 2015
84% While We're Young Josh $7.1M 2015
47% Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb Larry Daley $81.6M 2014
76% Harmontown Actor 2014
52% The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty Director Producer Walter Mitty $33.3M 2013
No Score Yet Rentaghost Actor 2013
No Score Yet Madly Madagascar Alex 2013
17% The Watch Evan $34.2M 2012
78% Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Alex $216.4M 2012
No Score Yet Burning Love Producer 2012
67% Tower Heist Josh Kovacs $78.1M 2011
42% The Big Year Producer Executive Producer $7.2M 2011
88% Submarine Executive Producer $0.5M 2011
No Score Yet Dreamworks Holiday Classics Actor 2011
9% Little Fockers Greg Focker $148.4M 2010
72% Megamind Bernard Executive Producer $148.3M 2010
53% I'm Still Here Actor $0.5M 2010
76% Greenberg Roger Greenberg $2.3M 2010
No Score Yet Nick Nolte: No Exit Actor 2009
No Score Yet Merry Madagascar Actor 2009
18% The Marc Pease Experience Jon Gribble 2009
45% Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Larry Daley $177.2M 2009
90% The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story Executive Producer 2009
64% Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Alex $180M 2008
82% Tropic Thunder Producer Director Speedman Screenwriter $110.5M 2008
No Score Yet Rain of Madness Tugg Speedman 2008
48% The Ruins Executive Producer Producer $17.5M 2008
28% The Heartbreak Kid Eddie Cantrow $36.8M 2007
70% Blades of Glory Producer $118.2M 2007
42% Night at the Museum Larry Daley $249.4M 2006
52% Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Executive Producer Guitar Store Guy $8.2M 2006
26% School for Scoundrels Lonnie $17.8M 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner Actor 2006
No Score Yet Danny Roane: First Time Director Himself 2006
54% Madagascar Alex $193.2M 2005
No Score Yet All Aboard The Crazy Train Actor 2005
No Score Yet Sledge: The Story of Frank Sledge Actor 2004
39% Meet the Fockers Greg Focker $279.2M 2004
71% Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story Producer White Goodman $114.2M 2004
8% Envy Tim Dingman $12.2M 2004
No Score Yet Sesame Street: What's the Name of That Song Actor 2004
62% Starsky & Hutch Executive Producer David Starsky $87.2M 2004
27% Along Came Polly Reuben Feffer $87.9M 2004
35% Duplex Alex Rose Producer 2003
57% Pauly Shore Is Dead Himself 2003
No Score Yet Robbie the Reindeer in Hooves of Fire and the Legend of the Lost Tribe Robbie the Reindeer [US Version] 2002
No Score Yet Prehistoric Planet: The Complete Dino Dynasty Actor 2002
39% Black and White Mark Clear 2002
46% Orange County Firefighter (uncredited) $41.1M 2002
80% The Royal Tenenbaums Chas Tenenbaum $52.4M 2002
71% Run Ronnie Run! Himself 2002
60% The Independent Cop 2001
64% Zoolander Screenwriter Producer Director Derek Zoolander $44.8M 2001
84% Meet the Parents Greg Focker $164.5M 2000
69% Keeping the Faith Rabbi Jake Schram 2000
0% The Suburbans Jay Rose 1999
61% Mystery Men Mr. Furious (Roy) 1999
58% Permanent Midnight Jerry Stahl 1998
77% Your Friends & Neighbors Jerry 1998
83% There's Something About Mary Ted Stroehmann 1998
No Score Yet Derek Zoolander University Actor 1997
65% Zero Effect Steve Arlo 1997
No Score Yet Derek Zoolander: Male Model Actor 1996
54% The Cable Guy Sam Sweet Director 1996
87% Flirting With Disaster Mel Coplin 1996
18% If Lucy Fell Bwick Elias 1996
61% Happy Gilmore Hal L. 1996
No Score Yet For Better or Worse Actor 1996
29% Heavyweights Tony Perkis 1995
66% Reality Bites Director Michael Grates 1993
No Score Yet Highway to Hell Pluto's Cook/Attila the Hun 1991
No Score Yet Working Trash Freddy Novak 1990
20% Stella Jim Uptegrove 1990
56% Next of Kin Lawrence Isabella 1989
No Score Yet That's Adequate Chip Lane 1989
No Score Yet Elvis Stories Director Bruce 1989
0% Fresh Horses Tipton 1988
75% Empire of the Sun Dainty 1987
0% Hot Pursuit Chris Honeywell 1987
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live - The Best of Jon Lovitz Actor 1985

TV

Credit
73% In the Dark
2019
Executive Producer 2020
2019
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2020
2019
2018
2014
2012
100% Desus & Mero
2019
Guest 2019
90% Escape at Dannemora
2018
Executive Producer Director 2019
2018
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2019
2017
2015
2014
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2018
2016
75% Another Period
2015-2018
Executive Producer Charles Ponzi Producer 2018
2016
2015
No Score Yet Today
2017-2019
Guest 2017
38% Maya & Marty
2016
Appearing 2016
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009-2019
Guest 2016
No Score Yet StarTalk
2015-2019
Guest 2016
2015
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest 2016
2014
No Score Yet The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail
2014-2016
Executive Producer Producer 2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2016
2014
2013
75% Big Time in Hollywood, FL
2015
Executive Producer Jimmy Producer 2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Running Wild With Bear Grylls
2014
Appearing 2014
100% The Birthday Boys
2013-2014
Executive Producer Producer Guest 2014
2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2014
2013
2011
No Score Yet Burning Love
2012-2013
Executive Producer 2013
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2013
2012
2011
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2013
2009
2007
2005
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2012
2004
2002
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest 2011
1998
1989
1988
No Score Yet Phineas and Ferb
2007-2015
Voice 2010
No Score Yet Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
Performer 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2010
2009
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest 2010
2008
2006
68% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing 2009
2008
2007
No Score Yet The Henry Rollins Show
2006-2007
Guest 2007
88% Extras
2005-2007
Himself Guest 2005
75% Arrested Development
2003-2019
Tony Wonder 2005
2004
92% Curb Your Enthusiasm
2000
Himself 2004
No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice 2004
No Score Yet Lass es, Larry!
2000-2017
Himself 2004
No Score Yet Liberty's Kids
2002-2003
Voice 2003
2002
93% Undeclared
2001-2002
Rex 2003
2002
No Score Yet The King of Queens
1998-2007
Seamus Spooner 2002
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice 2002
100% Freaks and Geeks
1999-2000
Secret Service Agent Guest 2000
100% The Larry Sanders Show
1992-1998
1997
100% Mr. Show With Bob and David
1995-1998
Performer 1996
1995
93% Frasier
1993-2004
Voice of Barry 1993
91% The Ben Stiller Show
1992-1993
Producer Director Performer 1993
1992
No Score Yet Kate & Allie
1984-1989
Peter 1986
78% Gone Mental with Lior
2020
Guest
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
2015
Guest

QUOTES FROM Ben Stiller CHARACTERS

Derek Zoolander says: I lost my kid cuz I cudnt make spaghetti soft

Peter LaFleur says: Hey, White.

White Goodman says: Yeah?

Peter LaFleur says: You look awful fat in those pants.

Derek Jr. says: You're the most narcissistic person I've ever met.

Derek Zoolander says: But that's not how I see myself.

Derek Zoolander says: Checking out his Netflix discs "Jack Ryan and Jack Reacher. Tonight's going to be a real Jack off."

Derek Zoolander says: Checking out his Netflix discs Jack Ryan and Jack Reacher. Tonight's going to be a real Jack off.

Derek Zoolander says: I'm sorry, I can't understand a word that you're saying.

Derek Zoolander says: We're back!

Josh says: What is the opposite of the world is your oyster?

Mel Coplin says: I've always said it's a mistake to let pessimism take over when you're about to finish something.

White Goodman says: Joanie loves Chachi!

Easter Island Head says: Hey! Dum-dum!

Larry Daley says: Yes?

Easter Island Head says: You give me gum-gum!

Larry Daley says: I give you gum-gum?

Slide says: Look at my face.

Josh Kovacs says: Look at my face.

Slide says: You see how serious I am?

Josh Kovacs says: I'm pretty serious too.

Slide says: Are you ready to die bi*ch?

Josh Kovacs says: That's my suit.

Slide says: Yeah it's your suit I got on your socks and drawers too.

Bwick Elias says: Sometimes I feel things.

Lucy Ackerman says: What you feel, I treat.

Sean O'Connell says: Sometimes I don't. If I like a moment, for me, personally, I don't like to have the distraction of the camera. I just want to stay in it.

Walter Mitty says: Stay in it?

Sean O'Connell says: Yeah. Right there. Right here.

Tony Perkis says: My Grandma runs faster than you and she's only got one leg!!!

Eddie Cantrow says: Hey, Martin!

Martin says: Hello, asshole.

Eddie Cantrow says: Great to see you too!

Tugg Speedman says: I was wrong! Blow the bridge! Blow the fucking bridge!

Walter Mitty says: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

Walter Mitty says: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, to draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

White Goodman says: We should Mate.

Kate Veach says: What?

White Goodman says: Date. I said we should date sometime.

Kate Veach says: Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

White Goodman says: Blade

White Goodman says: Blade.

White Goodman says: Laser

White Goodman says: Laser.

Peter LaFleur says: Blaser

Peter LaFleur says: Blaser.

White Goodman says: Peekaboo!

White Goodman says: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!

White Goodman says: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!

White Goodman says: Joanie loves Chachi.

White Goodman says: I know you. You know you. You know that I know that I know you.

Chas Tenenbaum says: Is it dark?

Richie Tenenbaum says: Of course it's dark, it's a suicide note.

Roger Greenberg says: You’re of value.

Roger Greenberg says: You're of value.

Florence Marr says: I know that. You don’t have to say that.

Florence Marr says: I know that. You don't have to say that.

Kirk Lazarus says: Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

Kevin Sandusky says: What?

Kirk Lazarus says: You a dude that don't know what dude he is!

Tugg Speedman says: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is..

Tugg Speedman says: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is?

White Goodman says: I think we should mate.

Kate Veach says: What?

White Goodman says: Go on a date. You know, a social date.

Kate Veach says: I think I just threw up in my mouth.

White Goodman says: I think we should mate.

Kate Veach says: What?

White Goodman says: Go on a date. You know, a social date.

Kate Veach says: I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Alex the Lion says: Marty!

Marty the Zebra says: Alex!

Alex the Lion says: Mar-

Marty the Zebra says: Alex?

Alex the Lion says: (angry) MARTY!

Alex the Lion says: [angry] MARTY!

Marty the Zebra says: Oh suger honey ice tea!

Teenage Boy #1 says: It's Brunden.

Larry Daley says: Brunden?

Teenage Boy #1 says: Bah-run-den

Larry Daley says: Brunden..what, they run out of 'U's on the name tag?

Teenage Boy #1 says: Oh, I don't know; did they run out of jokes at the interesting joke store that you shop at?

Tugg Speedman says: (To Kirk) Hold my hand Brother...

Tugg Speedman says: [to Kirk] Hold my hand Brother...

Kirk Lazarus says: (Holds really dodgy looking sleeve without hands that Ben happens to be wearing)

Kirk Lazarus says: [holds really dodgy looking sleeve without hands that Ben happens to be wearing]

Chas Tenenbaum says: Why did you try to kill yourself?

Etheline Tenenbaum says: Don't press him right now.

Richie Tenenbaum says: I wrote a suicide note.

Chas Tenenbaum says: You did?

Richie Tenenbaum says: Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness.

Alex the Lion says: Now I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that.. Cant top that

Alex the Lion says: Now I'll have to compeat with Smaou, and is smug little grin, I can't top that... Can't top that.

Roger Greenberg says: Life is wasted on people.

Tugg Speedman says: Wake up Hop Hop!

Tugg Speedman says: Wake up Hop-Hop!

Josh Kovacs says: Checkmate.

Steve Arlo says: There aren't evil guys and good guys. There are just a bunch of guys.

Steve Arlo says: Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jet liner, but you don't know how to file a tax return?...It's never come up?

Steve Arlo says: Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jet liner, but you don't know how to file a tax return? It's never come up?

Steve Arlo says: (to the client) He has a deeply nuances and throughly functional understanding of human behavior...He understands the criminal mind as well as the innocent mind, the stable mind as well as the psychotic-sociopathic mind, the male as well as the female.

Steve Arlo says: [to the client] He has a deeply nuances and throughly functional understanding of human behavior... He understands the criminal mind as well as the innocent mind, the stable mind as well as the psychotic-sociopathic mind, the male as well as the female.

Steve Arlo says: (to a friend) I don't think he's ever kissed a girl and he's like thirty something years old.

Steve Arlo says: [to a friend] I don't think he's ever kissed a girl and he's like thirty something years old.

Hansel says: Why don't you Derelick... my balls?

Derek Zoolander says: I can Derelick my own balls, thank you

Derek Zoolander says: I can Derelick my own balls, thank you.

Michael Grates says: I guess I'm a non-practicing Jew.

Lelaina Pierce says: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.

Alex the Lion says: [To Mort] Hi there!

Alex the Lion says: [to Mort] Hi there!

Mort says: [Starts crying]

Mort says: [starts crying]

Gloria the Hippo says: Oh, did that mean lion hurt you?

Mort says: [Sad] Yeah...

Mort says: [sad] Yeah...

Gloria the Hippo says: Oh I could just dunk you in my coffee!

Alex says: I broke your iPod!

Alex says: Now sit! Lie down!

Mort says: Hehehe! Naughty me...

Alex says: Rollover! Good Dubois -- now stay!

Alex says: Come on, guys. Operation Penguin Extraction does not include levity. We can't draw attention to ourselves. [whisper] We're invisible. I'm talking really, really quiet.

Marty says: Just call me Marty-o Andretti!

Alex says: No! You're Sucky-o Andretti!

Alex says: Look, I got a good left foot, but without my right foot, I can't walk.

Vitaly says: You get fake foot, then you walk.

Alex says: I don't want fake foot! Okay?

Alex says: Wipe away the tears. Calm down. Where is he? I'm sure I can reason with him.

Tugg Speedman says: Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit! Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.

Tugg Speedman says: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit!

Kirk Lazarus says: Suck my unit.

Hitchhiker says: seven's the key number hear think about it, seven eleven seven dwarfes, seven man thats the number, seven chipmonks twirling on a branch eating lots of sun flowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old childrens tale from the sea its like dreaming about gorganzolla cheese when its clearly brie time baby, step into my office.?

Hitchhiker says: Seven's the key number hear think about it, seven eleven seven dwarfes, seven man thats the number, seven chipmonks twirling on a branch eating lots of sun flowers on my uncles ranch, you know that old childrens tale from the sea its like dreaming about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time baby, step into my office?

Ted Stroehmann says: why.?

Ted Stroehmann says: Why?

Hitchhiker says: cause your fucking fired.

Hitchhiker says: Cause your fucking fired.

Ted Stroehmann says: yeah you know what i gotta pee im just gonna pull over.

Ted Stroehmann says: Yeah you know what I gotta pee, I'm just gonna pull over.

Hitchhiker says: im only waiting seven minutes total.

Hitchhiker says: I'm only waiting seven minutes total.

Alex says: This is right place for Animals like you(saying to Dubois)

Alex says: This is right place for animals like you. [saying to Dubois]

Captain Chantal Dubois says: Roar

Captain Chantal Dubois says: Roar.

Derek Zoolander says: Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn't mean that we still can't not die in a freak gasolinefight accident.

Larry Daley says: Everything in the museum come to life at night!

White Goodman says: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought that I thought I was once.

Evan says: Your glutes are tighter than a snare drum.

Alex the Lion says: Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.

Alex the Lion says: Shut up Spalding!

Marty the Zebra says: Did you ever think that there might be more to life than steak, Alex?

Alex the Lion says: [to his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.

Alex the Lion says: 27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!

Alex the Lion says: What does Connecticut have to offer us?

Melman the Giraffe says: Lyme disease.

Alex the Lion says: Thank you, Melman.

Tony Perkis says: Seamore Butts? Whose Seamore Butts? Whose Seamore Butts?!

Josh Birnbaum says: Nobody sees more butts then YOU Uncle Tony!!!

Josh Birnbaum says: Nobody sees more butts then YOU Uncle Tony!

Bob says: A bunch of aliens have set up tents in your store. What are you gonna do about it?

Evan says: ....Costco is for members only.

Alex the Lion says: [Singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey, aannnndddd you smell like one, too!

Franklin says: Look at his face!

Evan says: Look at my face.

Franklin says: Look at his face and listen to me.

Evan says: Look at him and listen to me.

Franklin says: Look at me.

Evan says: Look at me.

Franklin says: Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us but understand no one. Listen to my words and hear his face!

Evan says: I see you.

Evan says: Mother....

Hero Alien says: Hit's Evan

Hero Alien says: [hit's Evan]

Mr. Furious says: I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Tugg Speedman says: It's just corn syrup you guys! Blood flavored...corn syrup.

White Goodman says: Fucking Chuck Norris.

White Goodman says: We're better than you, and we know it!

Evan says: [Looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before

Evan says: [looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before.

Franklin says: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award

Franklin says: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award.

Slide says: What you trying to steal?

Josh Kovacs says: Twenty Million Dollars.

Slide says: Let's go grab a bite to eat.

Derek Zoolander says: Merman.......... MERMAN!

Derek Zoolander says: Merman... MERMAN!

Alex the Lion says: Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, aannnndddd, you smell like one to!

Alex says: They can take animals out off circus but they can't take the animal out off the circus!!!!

Alex says: They can take animals out off circus but they can't take the animal out off the circus!

Alex says: Zebras can't drive! Only penguins and people can drive.

Marty the Zebra says: Excuse me, you're biting my butt!

Alex the Lion says: No I'm not.

Marty the Zebra says: Yes you are!

Alex says: Wait, this isn't New York.

Melman says: Well then how do we move through Europe without attracting attention?

Alex says: All right what are we waiting for? We've got a show to put on!

Shoveler says: Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses, Captain amazing doesn't wear glasses.

Mr. Furious says: He takes them off when he transforms.

Shoveler says: That doesn't make any sense. he wouldn't be able to see.

Marty says: Dat dat dat datta dat dat circus afro circus afro circus afro crircus poka dot poka dot afro

Marty says: Dat dat dat datta dat dat circus afro circus afro circus afro crircus poka dot poka dot afro.

Alex says: Really?

Alex says: Perfect!

White Goodman says: We shouldn't be shackled up the employer/employee relationship...unless you're into that kind of stuff a ha ha, cause I got some shackles in the back! a ha ha, just kidding, but really, I got them.

Kate Veach says: Are you reading the dictionary?

White Goodman says: You caught me! I like to break a mental sweat

White Goodman says: You caught me! I like to break a mental sweat.

White Goodman says: Thats me grabbing the bull by the horns...its a metaphor

White Goodman says: That's me grabbing the bull by the horns... it's a metaphor.

Kate Veach says: I get it

Kate Veach says: I get it.

White Goodman says: That really happened though

White Goodman says: That really happened though.

White Goodman says: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!!!

White Goodman says: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood... nobody!

White Goodman says: You ready for the- Whoo- Hurricane?

White Goodman says: You ready for the, whoo, hurricane?

White Goodman says: Donde Esta La Biblioteca Pedro

White Goodman says: Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?

Peter LaFleur says: (At the Bar) O hey White, I didnt know Nazi camp got out until 8...did you decide to skip arts and craft?

Peter LaFleur says: [at the bar] Oh hey White, I didnt know Nazi camp got out until 8... did you decide to skip arts and craft?

White Goodman says: Yes I Did!!!!

White Goodman says: Yes I did!

Greg Focker says: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, what are you gonna do, arrest me?!

Isabel says: So many wonderful memories from those days..

Greg Focker says: Yeah, so many wonderful... kind of private memories..

Isabel says: So... you didn't tell your fiancee about us?

Tony Perkis says: Get on the scale! Get off the scale.

Josh Kovacs says: You think Steve McQueen is the coolest cat that ever lived? Well guess what, today Steve McQueen is my little bitch!

Josh Kovacs says: Slide, we gotta use the truck. Where are the keys?

Slide says: Under the sun visor.

Mr. Fitzhugh says: You leave the keys? In New York?

Slide says: It's a stolen car!

Mr. Fitzhugh says: You brought a stolen car? To a robbery?

Alex the Lion says: Because the penguins are psychotic!!

Matilda says: I'm bulimic.

Derek Zoolander says: ... You mean you can read minds?

Derek Zoolander says: Eugoogiligist: A person who delivers eugoogiligies.

Derek Zoolander says: Moisture is the essence of wetness.

Derek Zoolander says: What is this? A center for ants?

Derek Zoolander says: im just wearing my new look cold coffee

Derek Zoolander says: I'm just wearing my new look -- Cold Coffee.