Justin Long

Justin Long

  • Highest Rated: 92% Drag Me to Hell (2009)
  • Lowest Rated: 2% Strange Wilderness (2008)
  • Birthday: Jun 2, 1978
  • Birthplace: Fairfield, Connecticut, USA
  • An actor whose wide, affable grin and heavy eyebrows lend him an uncanny resemblance to Tim Allen, Justin Long unwittingly became a footnote to the illustrious history of Britney Spears' ascent to world domination when he appeared with the post-pubescent entertainer in her 2002 film debut, Crossroads. Cast as Britney's prom date, Long shared a kiss with the singer that earned him breathless adulation on Britney websites everywhere.Three years before he locked lips with the peppy pop star, Long made his screen debut as a sci-fi geek in Galaxy Quest, a quirky genre parody that starred Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, and Long's would-be doppelganger, Allen. He then landed a role on the TV sitcom Ed (2000), which he followed in 2001 with a part as a lonely bunkmate in Happy Campers. That same year, he starred in Jeepers Creepers, a sleeper comedy-horror outing that cast him as one of two siblings terrorized by an inhuman monster. Long subsequently appeared in Crossroads, sealing his newfound popularity among teenage girls with a kiss.In 2003, Long popped up briefly in the sequel Jeepers Creepers 2 while continuing to appear on Ed. However, the following year saw the conclusion of Ed and Long embarked on his film career full-time. First up was the sports comedy Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. Stealing scenes while co-starring with the likes of Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller, Long proved to critics and audiences alike that his comedic skills could translate from the small-screen to the big one with ease. In the wake of Dodgeball's box-office success, audience's could next find the actor starring in the independent films Raising Genius and Waiting... and adding his voice to the Bill Plympton film Hair High. He appeared opposite Linday Lohan in Herbie: Fully Loaded, executing a perfect pratfall worthy of silent film comics in once scene. In 2006 he was one of the two leads in a series of witty television advertisements for Apple computers directed by Junebug's Phil Morrison. With Accepted, about a high-school graduate who starts his own college after being rejected by the institutions to which he applied, Long was finally allowed to take the lead in a big-screen comedy. The following year found the rising star voicing everyone's favorite singing squirrel in Alvin and the Chipmunks (a role that he would reprise in both the 2009 and 2011 sequels), and in 2001 Long returned to the small screen for a recurring role in FOX comedy series New Girl.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

64% Jay & Silent Bob Reboot Actor 2019
No Score Yet Tall Tales from the Magical Garden of Antoon Krings (Drôles de petites bêtes) Actor 2019
No Score Yet The Wave Frank 2019
91% And Then I Go Tim 2018
25% Literally, Right Before Aaron Adam 2017
69% Frank & Lola Keith $6.2K 2016
22% Yoga Hosers Yogi Bayer 2016
11% Ghost Team Ross $8.6K 2016
15% Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Alvin $66.6M 2015
No Score Yet Ask Me Anything Actor 2014
42% Comet Dell Executive Producer 2014
20% The Lookalike Holt Mulligan Producer 2014
45% Tusk Wallace Bryton 2014
23% Walking With Dinosaurs Patchi $23.5M 2013
31% Best Man Down Scott $2.3K 2013
47% A Case of You Screenwriter Sam Producer 2013
No Score Yet iSteve Steve Jobs 2013
5% Movie 43 Robin $8.8M 2013
No Score Yet Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure Humphrey 2013
59% 10 Years Marty $0.3M 2012
57% For a Good Time, Call... Jesse $1.3M 2012
11% Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Alvin $133.2M 2011
55% The Conspirator Nicholas Baker $11.6M 2011
16% Alpha and Omega Humphrey $25.1M 2010
53% Going the Distance Garrett $17.8M 2010
25% After.Life Paul Coleman 2010
66% Youth in Revolt Paul Saunders $15.2M 2010
20% Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Alvin $219.4M 2009
22% Serious Moonlight Todd 2009
22% Planet 51 Lem $42.2M 2009
No Score Yet Taking Chances Chase Revere 2009
92% Drag Me to Hell Clay Dalton $42.2M 2009
49% Battle For Terra Senn $1.7M 2009
40% He's Just Not That Into You Alex $93.9M 2009
No Score Yet Popcorn Porn Actor 2009
No Score Yet Patriotville Actor 2009
65% Zack and Miri Make a Porno Brandon $31.4M 2008
59% Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - Hollywood to the Heartland Actor $0.5M 2008
2% Strange Wilderness Junior $6.6M 2008
74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story George Harrison -- uncredited $18.4M 2007
28% Alvin and the Chipmunks Alvin Seville $217.2M 2007
46% The Sasquatch Gang Zerk Wilder 2007
82% Live Free or Die Hard Matt Farrell $134.6M 2007
No Score Yet Just Add Water Spoonie 2007
76% Idiocracy Dr. Lexus $0.4M 2006
37% Accepted Bartleby Gaines $36.4M 2006
34% The Break-Up Christopher $118.7M 2006
67% Dreamland Mookie 2006
31% Waiting Dean $16.2M 2005
41% Herbie: Fully Loaded Kevin $66M 2005
66% Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy Chris Harken $84.2M 2004
70% Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story Justin $114.2M 2004
75% Hair High Dwayne 2004
No Score Yet Raising Genius Hal Nestor 2004
23% Jeepers Creepers 2 Darry Jenner $35.3M 2003
14% Crossroads Henry $37.1M 2002
46% Jeepers Creepers `Darry' Jenner 2001
57% Happy Campers Donald 2001
90% Galaxy Quest Brandon 1999
No Score Yet One Part Sugar Actor

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Giri/Haji
2019
  • 2019
No Score Yet To Tell the Truth
2016
Panelist Appearing
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2016
88% The Conners
2018
Neil
  • 2018
No Score Yet Skylanders Academy
2016-2018
Voice Spyro
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
86% F Is for Family
2015
Voice
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2015
No Score Yet Today
2017
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Match Game
2016
Panelist
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Panelist Appearing
  • 2017
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet The $100,000 Pyramid
2016
Appearing
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night
2013
Appearing
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
  • 2015
94% Portlandia
2011-2018
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2015
94% New Girl
2011-2018
Paul
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Mom
2013
Adam
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
21% Unsupervised
2012
Voice
  • 2012
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2009
No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice
  • 2007
  • 2006
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2007
  • 2006
No Score Yet That '70s Show
1998-2006
Andrew Davis
  • 2006
No Score Yet Ed
2000-2004
Warren Warren Cheswick
  • 2004
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
No Score Yet Mom
Adam
No Score Yet Spoilers With Kevin Smith
2012
Guest

QUOTES FROM Justin Long CHARACTERS

Alvin
I could go for "Miles" on Miles.
Miles
Oh my god, that was so bad!
Alvin
Then why are you laughing?
Miles
Because that was so bad!
Theodore
I think that joke missed by miles.
Alvin
Does this look like a face that can survive prision ?!
Alvin
Does this look like a face that can survive prison?
Alvin
We're going to Miami!
Alvin
Guilty as charged.
Dell
Where's my f**king money
Dell
Where's my fucking money.
Dell
Where's my fucking money?
Wallace Bryton
I don't want to die in Canada.
Sam
Hey, Gerard, what's another word for "smitten"?
Gerard
Horny.
Henry
(Lucy starts undressing, then stops) What's wrong? Why are you stoppin'?
Lucy
Henry, this isn't how I planned it to be.
Henry
That's funny, because this is exactly how I planned to be!
Jemily
Emily, spelt Jemily but the J is silent
Sam
Most Jemily's I know, spell it with it a 'G'
Jemily
How many Gemily's do you know?
Humphrey
How the hell did you two find us?
Stinky
I sniffed you out!
Kate
Great! That's what we need!
Humphrey
Is my son climbing a tree?
Alex
If a guy treats you like he really doesn't give a shit, then he really doesn't give a shit.
George Harrison
I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.
Paul McCartney
Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!
Ringo Starr
I've got a song about an octopus.
John Lennon
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!
Darius "Darry" Jenner
[in Minxie's vision] [voice speaking backwards, then normally] Every 23rd spring, for 23 days it gets to eat.
Minxie Hayes
Eat what? [she turns to look at him again, his eyes are gone]
Darius "Darry" Jenner
Eat us.
Alvin
[Running on a tape recorder spool] This kicks a hamster wheel's butt!
Alvin
[running on a tape recorder spool] This kicks a hamster wheel's butt!
Alvin
[In deep voice] Major rock star!
David Seville
OK my point is that now your...
Alvin
Major rock star! [Alvin lets go of the balloon.]
Alvin
Major rock star! [Alvin lets go of the balloon]
Alvin
Have you heard of this new thing? Its called knocking!
Alvin
I like my tail shaken, not stirred.
Humphrey
Kate, grab my tail!
Kate
Grab your what?!
Humphrey
Take those alpha jaws and grab my... OWWWW! My tail! Damn it!
Humphrey
Take those alpha jaws and grab my... OWWWW! My tail!
Garrett
I love you, and you're my best friend.
Kate
is everyone staring at us?
Kate
Is everyone staring at us?
Humphrey
no..um no well now they are.
Humphrey
No... um no well now they are.
Humphrey
You think i'm... Oh! No, no... i'm telling you, we're on to something here. Hey, stick with me baby, we'll go places
Humphrey
You think I'm... Oh! No, no... I'm telling you, we're on to something here. Hey, stick with me baby, we'll go places.
Marty
I can't find anything with a lid...
Lucy
Maybe we should get in the bed.
Henry
Yes, then maybe it will be better
Henry
Yes, then maybe it will be better.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
I could go to jail.
Uncle Ben
Don't worry, you're young. Your butt can take it.
Hoyt Ambrose
You want me to give you something funny to laugh about?
Bartleby "B" Gaines
You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse?
Glen
BATTLE ROYALE
Glen
BATTLE ROYALE.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Schrader, what about you? What do you want to learn?
Sherman Schrader
Well, B, I'm glad you asked actually, 'cause since we're going to prison, I'm gonna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Why'd you get fired?
Glen
I got fired for making a shrimp slushy.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal?
Glen
'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!
Sherman Schrader
It was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away"
Sherman Schrader
It was your idea to put 'acceptance is just one click away'.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Yeah, you put it as "one click away"! You don't make it... clickable!
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Yeah, you put it as 'one click away'! You don't make it... clickable!
Bartleby "B" Gaines
And they all paid first semester's tuition?
Rory
Yep. 10,000 bucks apiece. I stopped counting after the first 100 checks.
Glen
That's 74 million dollars.
Rory
It's a million dollars, Glen.
Glen
Yeah... In human dollars.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
What the hell happened?
Glen
An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Nah, I'm not going to answer your question, 'cause you guys have already made up your minds. I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces, and it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are, just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them, and I am damn proud of that fact! I mean, Harmon College and their - their 100 years of tradition. But tradition of what? Of hazing kids and humiliating anyone who's a bit different? Of putting so much pressure on kids they turn into these - these stress freaks and caffeine addicts.
Dean Van Horne
Your phony school demeans real colleges everywhere!
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Why? Why can't we both exist? Huh? You can have your grades, and your rules and your structure and your ivory towers, and then we'll do things our way. Why do we have to conform to what you want?
Dean Van Horne
Your curriculum is a joke, and you, sir, are a criminal.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime! Well, what about you parents? Did -did the system really work out for you? Did it teach you to follow your heart, or to just play it safe, roll over? What about you guys? Did you always want to be school administrators? Dr. Alexander, was that your dream? Or maybe no, maybe you wanted to be a poet. Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist. Maybe you just wanted to travel the world. Look, I - I lied to you. I lied to all of you, and I'm sorry. Dad, especially to you. But out of that desperation, something happened that was so amazing. Life was full of possibilities, and isn't that what you ultimately want for us? As parents, I mean, is - is that, is possibilities. Well, we came here today to ask for your approval, and something just occurred to me: I don't give a shit. Who cares about your approval? We don't need your approval to tell us that what we did was real. 'Cause there are so few truths in this world, that when you see one, you just know it. And I know that it is a truth that real learning took place at South Harmon. Whether you like it or not, it did. 'Cause you don't need teachers or classrooms or - or fancy highbrow traditions or money to really learn. You just need people with a desire to better themselves, and we got that by the shit-load at South Harmon. So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do. It doesn't really matter at this point, because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place, 'cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us, so GO!
Darry
[Trish and Darry pull up at the Cat Lady's house] Come on, Trish, look at this place. Let's just keep going. I mean it, come on.
Trish
You don't wanna get help?
Darry
Help from who?
Trish
Let's just use the phone.
Darry
And call who?
Trish
I don't know.
Darry
And tell them what?
Trish
I don't know!
Darry
"Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"
Darry
Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?
Darry
[after running over the Creeper] Is he dead?
Trish
They never are.
Trish
Christ, do you think they even have a phone?
Darry
I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.
Trish
We were just attacked, Darry!
Darry
And you don't even want to find out why?
Jezelle Gay Hartman
Every 23rd Spring, for 23 days, it gets to... eat.
Darry
Eat?
Jezelle Gay Hartman
You know what it eats and don't you make me tell you!
Darry
She did lose her head that night, Trish, and you wanna know what he did for her? He sewed it back on.
Darry
[about his cellphone] Don't worry I have a power cord for that.
Trish
Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter, THAT DOESN'T WORK!
Darry
He dumped something down that pipe.
Trish
Wrapped in a sheet.
Darry
Wrapped in rope and a sheet.
Trish
Wrapped in rope and a sheet with red stains... just get us out of here!
The Cat Lady
You got ten seconds to get your ass out of my yard, and don't think I'm gonna tell ya twice!
Trish
Get the hell away from him.
Darry
What are you doing, Trish?
Trish
Get the hell away from him!
Darry
We have to get out of here.
Trish
No, let's stay and feed the birds.
Trish
[after being attacked] What the hell was that guy's problem?
Darry
My guess? INBREEDING!
Doctor
Why come you got no tattoo?
Humphrey
Ooh! My tail! my tail!
Kate
[Distorted voice]Meet you on mars after i eat the milky way
Kate
[distorted voice] Meet you on mars after I eat the milky way.
Humphrey
(Distorted voice] save some from meeeee.......
Humphrey
[distorted voice] Save some from me...
Humphrey
We can do this.
Kate
We can?
Humphrey
We need to work on the......BRAAKKKEESS
Humphrey
We need to work on the... BRAKES!
Simon
A decagon has 10 sides.
Alvin
Oh, quit your yapping.
Simon
Oh, that is it!!
Brittany
Stop fighting you rascals!
Alvin
You mess with me ese i go loco on you!
Alvin
You mess with me else I go loco on you!
Alvin
Oh yeah Eleanor.
Brittany
No me! i can't get saved looking like this.
Alvin
Right.
Clay Dalton
This time, try not to piss off any old ladies.
Alvin
"Winning!"
Alvin
Winning!
Alvin
A double rainbow!
Theodore
What does it mean?
Brittany
Uhh alvin? You are starting to sound like dave...
Brittany
Uh Alvin? You are starting to sound like Dave...
Alvin
Noooooooooo!!!
Alvin
Noooooooooo!
Zack
Brandon is the star of such adult fare as...what was it?
Zack
Brandon is the star of such adult fare as... what was it?
Brandon
You Better Shut Your Mouth Before I Fuck It
Brandon
You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.
Zoe
I'm not a monster, I'm Zoe and I'm clearly a girl and who has been on this island for so long and now she's imagining that squirrels can talk?
Simon
Uh, we are chipmunks?
Alvin
Yeah. Alvin and the Chipmunks?
Zoe
Who and the what now?
Brittany
You're sounding like dave
Alvin
NOOOOO!
Humphrey
Look, even the caribou are laughing at us.
Humphrey
Caribou is overrated.
Kate
[Overhearing the conversation] Hmph.
Kate
[overhearing the conversation] Hmph.
Humphrey
Ah-ah-ah! I can't go when I feel pressure.
Kate
Will you hurry up?
Humphrey
I can't go when I feel pressure!
Kate
GO!
Humphrey
[When the caribou shake their butts at the wolves] Ugh, now that's a moon I don't wanna howl to!
Humphrey
[when the caribou shake their butts at the wolves] Ugh, now that's a moon I don't wanna howl to!
Humphrey
In or out! I am going!
Humphrey
Looks like we're eatin' carabou tonight, boys!
Doctor
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
Doctor
[laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like..
Brittany
Alvin, Ian is taking us straight to the top! * falls off of lunch line *
Brittany
Alvin, Ian is taking us straight to the top! [falls off of lunch line]
Alvin
Right.......straight to the top......gotcha.
Alvin
Right. Straight to the top... gotcha.
Matt Farrell
You just took down a helicopter with a car...
Matt Farrell
You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane
I was out of bullets.
John McClane
I was out of bullets.
Damon
She's getting old (talking about mom) so I want to live nearby her
Damon
She's getting old, [talking about Mom] so I want to live nearby her.
Garrett
That's funny, because I want her to move further away
Garrett
That's funny, because I want her to move further away.
Erin
(shocked and awkward) he close to his mom
Erin
[shocked and awkward] He close to his mom.
Alvin
The make-out train is leaving the station! Woot-woot!!
Alvin
The make-out train is leaving the station! Woot-woot!
Erin
I really thought we were something
Erin
I really thought we were something.
Garrett
We were.....we were something.
Garrett
We were. We were something.
Garrett
I really thought we were something We were....we were something
Garrett
I really thought we were something.
Zack
I apologise in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
Brandon
Guilty as charged
Brandon
Guilty as charged.
Humphrey
Damn this movie fucking sucks... Why am I in it?
Humphrey
You wolves are making us look bad. Look, the caribou are laughing at us!
Amy
Oh. Thank you for the take-out.
Garrett
Sure. It's the least I could do. It is your birthday after all.