Timothy Olyphant

We need Donnie. We need his perfect little criminal mind.

The Empire Strikes Back. Better story, improved effects.

Not a sequel. Part of a trilogy. Completely planned.

I like those little furry things.

They're Ewoks. They blow.

On your tombstone it should read 'At the wrong place at the wrong time,'

On your tombstone it should read 'At the wrong place at the wrong time'.

How about ' Yippie ki yay, motherfucker!'

How about ' Yippie ki yay, motherfucker!'.

Don't you know history repeats itself?

(On the phone) Mai, what the hell's going on?

[on the phone] Mai, what the hell's going on?

Mai? Oh yeah, little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talking to anyone for a long time. The last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with a big SUV rammed up her ass.

When you start collecting things, you start thinking you care about stuff. And when they're gone; when they break or someone steals them, you feel like a part of you is gone, too. When you have things and suddenly you don't, it feels like you disappeared. Nothing should make you feel that way... Except when you lose a person

When you start collecting things, you start thinking you care about stuff. And when they're gone; when they break or someone steals them, you feel like a part of you is gone, too. When you have things and suddenly you don't, it feels like you disappeared. Nothing should make you feel that way... Except when you lose a person.

Let me tell you the first rule of politics. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.

Nika Boronina: What color of underwear am I wearing? Agent 47: You're not wearing any underwear.

What color of underwear am I wearing?

You're not wearing any underwear.

Is this Heaven?

If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak.

What color of underwear am I wearing?

You're not wearing any underwear

You're not wearing any underwear.

No man can walk out on his own story.

You forgot one thing about Billy.

Oh yeah?

I fucking killed him.

Everything I've broken can be fixed... if the country is willing to pay for it.

Ah, bullshit. It's always been about the money.

What? I shouldn't get paid for my work? I'm workin' my ass off here, John!

Just sit tight, asshole. I got a check for you.

Uhh sherrif I'm all for a little civil disobedience, but I think this one might cost you your job!

You know what Rus, that wouldn't be such a bad thing!

I saw movement!

Everything is fucking moving!

The place i was raised didnt give us names,they only gave numbers and mine was 47.

The place I was raised, they didn't give us names. They gave us numbers. Mine was 47.

(Randy answered the cellphone)Gale's not here!

[Randy answered the cellphone] Gale's not here!

(with the voice of ghostface) I'm not interrupting anything am i? you little three are deep in thought, have you ever felt the knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath.... hehehehe....

[with the voice of ghostface] I'm not interrupting anything am I? you little three are deep in thought, have you ever felt the knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath.... hehehehe....

What's your favorite scary movie?

[as Ghostface] You'll never find me!

Yeah, what do you care? Let them have their fun.

[as Ghostface] What's your favorite scary movie?

Showgirls. Absolutely frightening.

[Gale's phone rings and Randy answers it] Gale's not here!

[as Ghostface] I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? [maniacal laugh]

It's him.

Who?

The killer. He can see us. All three of us.

what?

What?

Billy's mother... nice twist ha? didn't come and see it did you?

Billy's mother... nice twist ha? Didn't come and see it did you?

Jesus. it can't be I've, I've seen a lot of pictures of you..

Jesus. It can't be I've, I've seen a lot of pictures of you.

this is sixty pounds and a a lot of work later..

This is sixty pounds, and a a lot of work later.

you should try it, look a little tired of yourself there Gale.

You should try it, look a little tired of yourself there Gale.

I'm an innocent victim.

You're psychotic.

Yeah, well. That'll be our little secret. Because people love a good trial. It's like theater. They're dying for it. And I've worked hard to give the audience what they want. See that's what Billy was good at. He knew. It's all about... execution.

Yeah? Well, you're forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis.

What's that?

I fucking killed him. You piece of shit!

Please, just go away, pleeaasse!!

Please, just go away. Please!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!

Here's the deal.

(disguised as the killer) - Don't you know history repeats itself?

(disguised as the killer) Don't you know history repeats itself?

Hello?

(OR DEBBIE SALT?) Hello Sidney. Remember me?

Hello Sidney. Remember me?

What do you want?

(OR DEBBIE SALT?) I want you. It's Showtime!

I want you. It's Showtime!

Then why don't you show your face, you fu**ing coward!

(OR DEBBIE SALT?) My pleasure! (The killer pops out)

My pleasure! (The killer pops out)

Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obviously patterned himself after two serial killers who were immortalized on film.

(about Derek) - He needs to realize that the 90's are no time to play hero.

(about Derek) He needs to realize that the 90's are no time to play hero.

Mrs. Loomis?

Jesus. It can't be...I've seen pictures of you.

What?

Yeah this is 60 pounds and a lot of work later.

BILLY'S MOTHER! Nice twist huh? Didn't see it coming, did you?

It's called a makeover. You should try it. Look a little tired yourself there, Gale!

(OR DEBBIE SALT?) Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath?

Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath?

Just wait until the trial. It is gonna rock!

Oh, Mickey, there's not going to be a trial. (Shoots Mickey)

Empire Strikes Back. Better story, improved effects.

Not a sequel, part of a trilogy, completely planned.

(OR DEBBIE SALT?) - Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.

Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.

Fuuuuuuu*k you!

Fu*k you!

(OR DEBBIE SALT?) No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.

No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.

The Delta Lambdas are the biggest bunch of fu**ing...

Hey! I'm pledging Delta Lambda, thank you!

Who are you calling for?

(OR DEBBIE SALT?): What if I said you?

What if I said you?

What if I said goodbye?

(OR DEBBIE SALT?): Why would you want to do that?

Why would you want to do that?

Why do you always answer a question with a question?

(OR DEBBIE SALT?): I'm inquisitive.

I'm inquisitive.

Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you wanna leave a message for somebody?

(OR DEBBIE SALT?): Do you want to die tonight, Cici?

Do you want to die tonight, Cici?

I like the little furry things.

Ewoks...they blow.

Ewoks, they blow.

It's a perfect example of life imitating art imitating life.

Yeah? Well, you're forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis.

What's that?

I fu**ing killed him!

You should really deal with your trust issues Sid. I mean, poor Derek. He's completely innocent and such a nice boy too. He's bright and funny and handsome...Decent singing voice. And he was going to be a doctor. This is just the kind of boy you'd like to take home to mom...If you had a mom.

You should really deal with your trust issues Sid. I mean, poor Derek. He's completely innocent and such a nice boy too. He's bright and funny and handsome, decent singing voice. And he was going to be a doctor. This is just the kind of boy you'd like to take home to mom. If you had a mom.

F**k you!

Oh, so vulgar! Did Billy let you talk to him this way?

Billy was a sick f**k just like you!

No. Billy was a sick f**k who tried to get away with it. Mickey is a sick f**k who wants to get caught, yeah! You see I got my whole defense planned out. I'm gonna blame the movies...Pretty cool huh? It hasn't been done before. You see, this is just the beginning, a prelude to the trial. Cause see that's where the real fun is 'cause these days it's all about the trial. Can you see it; the effects of cinema violence on society? I'll get Dershowitz or Cochran to represent me...Bob Dole on the witness stand in my defense! Hell the Christian Coalition will pay my legal fees...It's air tight Sid. I'm an innocent victim.

No. Billy was a sick f**k who tried to get away with it. Mickey is a sick f**k who wants to get caught, yeah! You see I got my whole defense planned out. I'm gonna blame the movies...Pretty cool huh? It hasn't been done before. You see, this is just the beginning, a prelude to the trial. Cause see that's where the real fun is 'cause these days it's all about the trial. Can you see it; the effects of cinema violence on society? I'll get Dershowitz or Cochran to represent me, Bob Dole on the witness stand in my defense! Hell the Christian Coalition will pay my legal fees. It's air tight Sid. I'm an innocent victim.

You're a psychotic.

Yeah, well. Shhh...That'll be our little secret. Cause people love a good trial. It's like theater. They're dying for it. And I've worked hard to give the audience what they want. See that's what Billy was good at. He knew...It's all about...execution.

Yeah, well. Shhh. That'll be our little secret. Cause people love a good trial. It's like theater. They're dying for it. And I've worked hard to give the audience what they want. See that's what Billy was good at. He knew, It's all about execution.

(OR DEBBIE SALT?) ...don't forget to set the alarm!!!

Don't forget to set the alarm!

(OR DEBBIE SALT?) - What's your favorite scary movie?

What's your favorite scary movie?

Showgirls...absolutely frightening.

Showgirls. Absolutely frightening.

In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up.

Henry, if we die before you get back, promise you'll tell everybody she wasn't my date.

Don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask you why you can.

No man can walk out on his own story