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Cole Smithey

Cole Smithey
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
D 70% The Square (2017) Here is a lazy satire unworthy of a sneeze from such masters of the form as Lars von Trier. Perhaps one day Ruben Östlund will make a competent film; don't hold your breath.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Oct 11, 2017
B 90% Arthur (1981) That song will be stuck in your head for days, but "Arthur" is worth the torture.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Oct 9, 2017
F 92% Dunkirk (2017) [VIDEO ESSAY] "Dunkirk" seems to say that there are no heroes in war, only victims, suckers, survivors, and assholes. Perhaps Christopher Nolan's movie has a point after all. This movie sucks.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Oct 4, 2017
B- 83% The Anderson Tapes (1971) Although one of Sidney Lumet's minor efforts, "The Anderson Tapes" functions as a cool retro caper movie full of nostalgic details. The film's car chase climax is no joke.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Oct 2, 2017
B- No Score Yet Clash - Rude Boy (1980) Joe Strummer had the goods, and the perfect band to back him up. See the proof, and ignore the film's spackled on political subtext.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Sep 11, 2017
B- No Score Yet The Next Man (1976) Here is a terribly flawed movie that earns its value via the style and grace of Cornelia Sharpe and Sean Connery. The twist at the end is a good thing too. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Sep 8, 2017
A- 100% Trophy (2017) You will come away from this well researched film with a more informed understanding of wild animal conservation.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Sep 4, 2017
D 0% Ghoulies (1985) Mariska Hargitay makes an inauspicious feature film debut in this trashy little horror picture.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Sep 4, 2017
B- 70% Rumble Fish (1983) (PODCAST) Although too stagy to stand the test of time, "Rumble Fish" retains the charm of its impossibly young cast that includes Diane Lane and Mickey Rourke.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 31, 2017
A+ 86% Tess (1979) (PODCAST) The greatest filmic literary adaptation any filmmaker has produced. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 31, 2017
B+ 87% 84 Charing Cross Road (1987) "84 Charing Cross Road" is a valuable film for all of the right reasons of theatrical balance and narrative truth. It is a movie that hits you like a live play.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 29, 2017
C- 50% The House on 92nd Street (1945) "The House On 92nd Street" stands as a noxious example of patriotic pap disguised as faux docu film noir.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 23, 2017
A- 98% Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989) (PODCAST)Steven Soderbergh's debut film of bad people doing bad things beats with a perverse heart. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 22, 2017
A 88% RUMBLE: The Indians Who Rocked the World (2017) Every course on American music should necessarily include "Rumble: The Indians Who Rocked The World."‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 22, 2017
A+ 95% Command and Control (2016) (PODCAST) This well researched and expertly executed documentary is essential viewing for understanding a potentially world-ending pervasive threat facing America.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 17, 2017
B- 84% Beverly Hills Cop (1984) (PODCAST) Eddie Murphy's Axel Foley is a gay cop out to solve the murder of an ex-lover. 20 years of hindsight shows Axel Foley to be a great gay icon of '80s pop culture.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 17, 2017
B+ 78% The Beguiled (2017) "The Beguiled" is problematic inasmuch as it plays against clichés as much as it embraces the necessary lusts of its horny female characters. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Aug 9, 2017
A+ 68% American Psycho (2000) Like all great films, "American Psycho" is one you can discover something new in regardless of how many times you've seen it.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 31, 2017
C+ 29% Bitch Slap (2010) For all of its potentially 3D-appropriate use of flying objects and big boobies, "Bitch Slap" doesn't hold a candle to Russ Meyer's truly transgressive "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" - an obvious inspiration for this gutty little action film.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2017
A+ 69% Swept Away (Travolti da un Insolito Destino nell'Azzurro Mare d'Agosto) (1975) "Swept Away" is as relevant today as it was when it was made. The power that lovers wield is as psychologically transient as any political ideology of the day, and just as predictable. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 16, 2017
B+ 94% Endless Poetry (Poesía Sin Fin) (2017) "I've sold my devil to the soul." "Life does not have meaning, you have to live it!" Alejandro Jodorowsky is the most euphoric filmmaker of our time.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 14, 2017
A- 96% The B-Side: Elsa Dorfman's Portrait Photography (2017) Part character study and social expose, "The B-Side: Elsa Dorfman's Portrait Photography" examines the artistic process of a woman whose divinely quirky personality informs her formerly overlooked career.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jul 6, 2017
B 100% Stalker (1979) Jean Paul Sartre's 'No Exit' meets 'Waiting For Godot" in Chernobyl in this influential filmic think piece from visionary Russian filmmaker Andrei Tarkovsky.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2017
A+ 93% Sweetie (1989) 'Sweetie' is a rich black comedy told in dominant chords. When it resolves to minor, you can't help but be swept away.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 16, 2017
A- 81% Return of the Secaucus Seven (1980) This film is an exquisite time capsule of New Hampshire culture circa 1980. Dig the Tretorn tennis shoes.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 16, 2017
F 92% Wonder Woman (2017) As boring and flavorless as a three-day-old grilled cheese sandwich that's been left out in the sun, "Wonder Woman" is yet another reminder that the superhero genre is a lost cause.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 16, 2017
B+ 86% Hardcore (1979) Although flawed by a trope-filled ending, "Hardcore" is a fascinating social drama that makes scathing commentary about capitalism and America's puritanical pretenses.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 15, 2017
A- 98% Diva (1981) There's no telling how many audience members this film turned into instant opera fans. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 14, 2017
C- 69% Alien: Covenant (2017) A baloney script, poor casting, lame performances, and an unfocused production design make for a second-rate sci-fi movie that is nothing more than a pathetic knock-off of the original.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 11, 2017
C 53% War Machine (2017) (Michôd) doesn't seem to know the first rule of screenwriting; show, don't tell. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jun 4, 2017
A+ 73% Manifesto (2017) By far the best film to come along in the first half of 2017, "Manifesto" is as thought and discussion-provoking as films come. It also happens to be entertaining as hell.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted May 10, 2017
B+ 95% Train to Busan (Busanhaeng) (2016) This top-drawer zombie-apocalypse thriller generated major buzz at Cannes in 2016. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted May 10, 2017
B+ 82% Bedazzled (1967) Here is a time capsule of '60s era self-loathing and misogyny captured in brilliant comic form.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted May 10, 2017
A 100% Harold And Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story (2017) An ebullient filmic love letter to one of Hollywood's most endearing creative couples, this gratifying documentary is essential viewing for budding filmmakers. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted May 1, 2017
A+ 100% Wake in Fright (2012) "Wake In Fright" is a masterpiece of energized social satire.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Apr 8, 2017
C- 76% Kong: Skull Island (2017) "Kong: Skull Island" is a neutered adventure movie without any soul, or balls. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Apr 2, 2017
B+ 94% Neruda (2016) CANNES 2016: Although it doesn't articulate as much of Pablo Neruda's heartbreakingly sublime poetry as the film could have, it provides valuable insight into a man whose gift for words was equal to his lust for life.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Apr 1, 2017
B 99% Get Out (2017) (LA GRANDE BOUFFE PODCAST) With friends like Obama-liberals, none of us need any enemies, much less the likes of the Trump administration and its legion of racist thugs. We may all need to "get out."‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 31, 2017
A+ 100% Multiple Maniacs (1970) "Multiple Maniacs" wallows in perversion for perversion's sake because that's what it's there for. You can fight the ideas, but you can't fight the feelings that John Waters puts out there because his respect for filth runs so deep. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 26, 2017
C+ 85% Lion (2016) "Lion" is a mediocre movie that should have been a good one. That still doesn't mean you shouldn't see it...‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 24, 2017
B 79% Punch-Drunk Love (2002) Paul Thomas Anderson has done the impossible; he has written a romantic leading role for Adam Sandler that functions well on a dramatic level. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 22, 2017
C- 98% Moonlight (2016) Here is a movie designed to make white audiences proud of the tears they shed in a darkened theater because those salty drops of water prove just how sensitive they are, except not really.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 1, 2017
C- 84% Silence (2017) (VIDEO ESSAY) This distant cousin to "The Last Temptation of Christ" isn't as good as that terribly flawed movie. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Mar 1, 2017
C+ 92% La La Land (2016) La La Land doesn't swing. "Hustle and Flow" is a much better musical. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 19, 2017
B 91% Barton Fink (1991) Part "Eraserhead" and part "Naked Lunch," "Barton Fink" is like whitefish on sand.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 14, 2017
A- 100% The Decline of Western Civilization (1981) You can't put a price on a filmic document such as this one. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 13, 2017
A- 85% Eating Raoul (1982) Made on a non-existent budget, here is a kick right in Hollywood's bloated butt. ‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 13, 2017
D 50% La Luna (1979) "Luna" is an indefensible film because it is built on unsupported narrative clichés that Bertolucci never resolves.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Feb 7, 2017
B 86% Zero Motivation (2014) Talya Lavie's 2014 black comedy, about a woman's place in the Israeli Army, plays like a cross between "Reform School Girls" and "Catch 22."‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jan 8, 2017
A 75% ...And God Created Woman (1956) ...a social document of the ways that a woman's allure can fuel, destroy, and build the dreams of men who fall under her spell.‐ ColeSmithey.com
Read More | Posted Jan 3, 2017