May 03, 2014
"She blinded me with science!". I often get this film's title theme song confused with that song, which is a pity, because this film's theme song is decidedly cooler than Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me with Science", or at least tries to be. It's hard to edge up a lyric this obviously intended for a teeny flick, no matter how hard Steve Bartek tried with some groovy guitar work, but hey, Oingo Boingo must have been doing something right, because this film's theme song is arguably more notorious than the film itself... probably because jerks like me keep getting it confused with "She Blinded Me with Science". I like how a week after this film came out and boosted Oingo Boingo's popularity a bit, we saw the release of "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure", the first feature that Danny Elfman scored, because it shows us that 1985 was quite the year for Elfman, as well as for Bill Paxton and Robert Downey, Jr. Jeez, I'd say that this film must have some pretty solid notoriety if it broke stars like those out, but then again, their popularity was inevitable, and it's not like this film was able to save Ilan Mitchell-Smith's potential stardom. Come to think of it, after "National Lampoon's Vacation" and John Hughes' first two films, Anthony Michael Hall was showing big signs of stardom, up until this film came along, so maybe this thing is more like a curse, at least to those in the lead cast. I'm not saying that these kids are Robert Downey, Jr., (Maybe Bill Paxton; it's always hard to remember if he's all that good) but they weren't too shabby in this film, even though their science can't quite blind you to the film's problems.
As you can imagine, natural shortcomings are there in this extremely inconsequential fluff piece, which thin the film down as near-useless in its lack of flare, and even in its limited uniqueness. I might be able to embrace the silly story a little more if it hadn't already been done to death, in the 1980s, alone, with this film continuing to fall into near-embarrassing tropes as a sci-fi comedy of its nature and as an '80s fluff piece that has only so far to go, and gets there aimlessly. While not especially lengthy with its 94-minute runtime, this film reflects just how thin its narrative concept is with storytelling that goes dragged out to an aimless, perhaps downright unfocused point, by sheer, repetitious filler. Filler is overtly abundant, and material, well, not so much, at least when it comes to exposition, as the film hardly puts any effort into fleshing out characters whose engagement value seriously needs development if you're to get invested through all of the obnoxious aspects that, before too long, begin to make up characterization. Characters are well-handled enough by John Hughes and their portrayers to engage just fine, perhaps as saving graces for the final product, but make no mistake, they're hard to get attached to, because they're just so obnoxious, though far from the only obnoxious element in this film, which is nothing short of corny in concept, with a scripted execution by Hughes whose flat spots in dialogue, humor and plotting reflect a considerable laziness. In a lot of ways, actually, the film is plain lame, as Hughes tries too hard to make a stereotypical '80s fluff piece, and ends up with a cheesy idea whose lazy execution all but means mediocrity. The film comes so close to falling flat, and in the hands of a lesser filmmaker, it would have, but even at his laziest, Hughes drives the final product far enough to entertain thoroughly enough for you to forgive a lot of flatness, with the help of some technical proficiency.
The film isn't quite as driven by technicality as you might expect when looking at the very fantastic premise, but what effects it does have contain a fair bit of lively color which adds to nifty visuals in something of a memorable fashion. Technical style, no matter how limited, stands, livening things up with a color that is also found in the film's substance, for no matter how thin and utterly ridiculous, to the point of obnoxiousness (Yeah, keep in mind that when I described it as "fantastic", I wasn't referring to quality), this film's premise has a bit of intrigue to it that can't work without an interpretation that works. Mind you, John Hughes' script barely works, being derivative, messily paced and, of course, cheesy in a lazy manner, but with all that said, there are, in fact, more than a few genuinely memorable dialogue and set pieces which amuse, despite cheesiness that is sometimes obnoxious. More obnoxious is, of all things, characterization, and that might overpower the other colorful aspects of writing, to the point of shaking up the final product something fierce, but performances compensate through plenty of charm, with the beautiful and sexy Kelly LeBrock capturing enough of the seductive presence and sense of instability to make the Lisa character unpredictable as a flawed fantasy girl, while young leads Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith, despite being a little hammy at times, carry plenty of enjoyable energy that sells their characters' eccentricities as more fun than obnoxious. By no means are the performances all that balanced, but they're more realized than the characterization, which is not the only limp element in a script that, in spite of highlights, carries shortcomings that would ruin the film if it wasn't for another performance, an offscreen one. Hughes' scripting feels barely inspired, thus, it's Hughes' directorial inspiration, however limited, that saves the film, because on top of playing with the aforementioned technical and visual style, Hughes plays with snappy editing by Chris Lebenzon and Mark Warner and other colorful elements, in addition to charming performances, with enough color to entertain thoroughly enough to transcend much messiness. The film is messy, make no mistake, but that just goes to show Hughes' abilities as a filmmaker, for there is enough color to Hughes' storytelling and certain peers to make a fun final product that, well, still might not be for everyone.
When the experiment is finished, a silly and thin narrative idea is executed in too unoriginal, aimless, underdeveloped and obnoxiously cheesy of a fashion for the film to hang onto decency, ultimately secured by the lively style, humor highlights, acting and direction that color up John Hughes' "Weird Science" enough to make a fair, if sloppy project.
2.5/5 - Fair
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