The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
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Another American Pie, Road trip wannabe film. This seemed to be being churned out by the dozen at the moment. It's very low budget, bit silly and not very funny storyline aimed at the Girls gone wild franchise.
Totally mind-bottling. i cant think of anything to say about this, its just not possible to review. this is not a movie, although you can watch it on comedy central so you might be fooled into thinking it is. A "goth" chick is seen smoking a joint so fat, its just like, wow. this girl has rolled up a vibrator and is somehow smoking it. i think i had a fever when i watched this, which was last night, which was christmas. i never thought the human body and mind could feel so simultaneously sick. american virgin makes american pie 7 look like fight club 2. and i haven't seen fight club 2. i just KNOW this. watch santa claus rape your neighbors kids in their sleep so you will feel better about having watched this.
American Virgin is the story of a college freshman (Jenna Dewan) who walks to the tune of a higher moral code. Her chastity is her personality- it's her life. Which means in the course of this film she will get drunk, use illicit narcotics, and explore carnal knowledge. It's the gold standard in a movie like this. Throw in the polar opposite roommate and it's all good.
Now instead of trashing this film by comparing it to a substance that comes from a buttocks, I'm going to address an issue I had with this movie. Let's be honest- you know it sucks and you don't need me to tell you that fact. I'm going to talk about the only person in this movie I have ever heard of- Rob Schneider. Rob, you were in Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo. You were in The Hot Chick. You're Adam Sandler's bitch! Of course direct to video garbage is exactly where this guys career has been going for ages. Is this really a surprise? No, didn't think so.
So if you're interested in a film where the best acting is from a rubber phallic item you can buy in any discreet downtown "video" store, then this is the film for you.
Its such an awful film, has no reason to exsist and is a big waste of money and potential talent.
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