Before We Were Turtles

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  • Writer-director Grigori Poulimas checks back in with each of the ex-lovers periodically, but because they never really converse again--even to conclude that it's really over--their relationship refuses to come into focus.

    Feb 9, 2007 | Full Review…
  • The stultifying lesson of the picture for you young guys: If you want a woman to remember you, treat her horribly and never apologize. And young ladies: You know you love the bad boys, so shut up and stand by your man.

    Feb 8, 2007 | Rating: 1/4

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