Seth Landau Jonathan Director, Actor, Screenwriter, Producer Tony Todd The Narrator Actor George Wendt Mr. Flynn Actor Daniel Roebuck Professor Spine Actor Tiffany Shepis Cindy Actor Brinke Stevens Evil Nurse Actor Lloyd Kaufman Jonathan's Helper Actor Daniel Schweiger Charlie Actor Tom Noga Frenchette Actor Chuck Williams Mr. Sheridan Actor Judi Bagnato Executive Producer Robert Bagnato Executive Producer Tracey Groy Executive Producer Michael Kees Executive Producer Jayson Crothers Cinematographer Greg Robbins Film Editing P. Daniel Newman Original Music Jason Kisvarday Production Design