"St. Patrick's Day": Hilariously odd b-movie, with a super-dark sense of humor. 3 Stars
"Easter": Best of the bunch; a mentally terrifying and visually striking fever-dream; monster is a uniquely grotesque vision of how our stories can affect children. 4 Stars
"Mother's Day": Most down to earth, but completely uncompelling. 1.5 Stars
"Father's Day": A mood piece whose mood works, but whose story and resolve are lacking. 2.5 Stars
"Halloween": Schlocky, gross-out horror about worthy vengeance...unfortunately Kevin Smith can't write dialogue or direct actors worth a crap anymore. 2.5 Stars
"Christmas": Nice to see Seth Green, but this twisty tale is just plain stupid. 2 Stars
"New Year's": With the best dialogue and character development of them all, this is a surprising amount of demented fun. 3.5 Stars
I liked the Halloween, Xmas and St Patrick's day the best. The others were missable.