Kirk R. Thatcher Director Whoopi Goldberg Daniel's `'Boss'` Actor Joan Cusack Rachel Bitterman Actor David Arquette Daniel Actor William H. Macy Glenn Actor Carson Daly Self Jon Stewart Self Kelly Ripa Self Steve Whitmire Kermit, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Bean Bunny, Mr. Poodlepants, Statler Voice Eric Jacobson Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Yoda Voice Dave Goelz The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf Voice Jerry Nelson Robin the Frog, Statler, Announcer, Pops, Floyd Pepper, Kid #1, Muppet Performer Voice Tom Martin Writer Jim Lewis Writer Warren Carr Producer Martin G. Baker Producer Juliet Blake Executive Producer Brian Henson Executive Producer Tony Westman Cinematographer Gregg Featherman Film Editing Mark Watters Original Music Michael Bolton Production Design James Steuart Art Director Linda Vipond Set Decoration Polly Smith Costume Design