Marco Schnabel Director Mike Myers Pitka Actor, Screenwriter, Producer Jessica Alba Jane Bullard Actor Justin Timberlake Jacques Grande Actor Romany Malco Darren Roanoke Actor Verne Troyer Coach Cherkov Actor Meagan Good Prudence Actor Omid Djalili Guru Satchabigknoba Actor Ben Kingsley Guru Tugginmypuddha Actor Manu Narayan Rajneesh Actor John Oliver Dick Pants Actor Stephen Colbert Jay Kell Actor Jim Gaffigan Trent Lueders Actor Graham Gordy Screenwriter Michael De Luca Producer Gary Barber Executive Producer Roger Birnbaum Executive Producer Donald J. Lee Jr. Executive Producer Peter Deming Cinematographer Charles Wood Production Design Lee Haxall Film Editing Gregory Perler Film Editing Billy Weber Film Editing Karen Patch Costume Design George S. Clinton Original Music Dennis Davenport Supervising Art Direction David G. Fremlin Art Director Gordon Sim Set Decoration Kathleen Chopin Casting