Mike Stoklasa Eggplant , Billy Director, Actor, Screenwriter, Producer, Film Editing Rich Evans Dr. Sunkyst , Campus Cop 1 Actor, Screenwriter, Executive Producer, Art Director Katherine Carpenter Jessica Actor Riley O'Malley Jerome Actor Jeff Dolniak Erik , Priest , Hooker Actor Kevin Moyers Jake Actor David C. Hayes Dean Crispus , Dean Crispus Sr. Actor Tabitha Meready Sally Actor Frank Colosimo Strip Club Lemon Actor David Wurst Original Music