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Piranha 3-D Reviews

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August 22, 2017
If the team behind Piranha is planning a sequel they will need to recast as many of the key players were eaten during the craziest 88 minutes I've ever spent in the cinema.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
August 26, 2015
Unapologetically gleeful about doling out the cinematic junk food that you're looking for when you sit down to devour something called, well, Piranha.
December 9, 2013
The joy of Alexandre Aja's Piranha is that he is accomplishing nothing but a bloody entertaining good time.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
September 15, 2013
Filled with recognisable faces, packed with excessive blood and gore and jokes as corny as they are hilarious, Piranha 3D is, if nothing else, the most honest and unpretentious piece of filmmaking of 2010.
January 5, 2013
"Piranha 3D," although cliched, embraces its genre and is a highly-enjoyable fun B-movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.0/5
September 23, 2012
I understand what the filmmakers were trying to do and they almost pulled it off, but there's no sense in making the audience slog through a dreary 40+ minutes before the fun actually begins.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
March 29, 2011
The best example of the level of art that Piranha 3D aspires to comes when a guy gets his dick chomped off and it gracefully floats down towards you in 3D.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
March 29, 2011
Piranha 3D is more funny than disgusting, even when screen fills with half-nude swimmers, bobbing like human dumplings in a roiling vat of borscht. This isn't just sick, it's clas-sick!
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 15, 2011
This action-thriller will eat you alive. Paul Chambers, CNN.
Full Review | Original Score: B+
January 8, 2011
Aja once again proves that no one understands the aesthetic of ample arterial spray better than the foreign horror geek.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
January 6, 2011
...a mildly watchable B-movie effort that could have (and should have) been so much better.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
November 20, 2010
full review at Movies for the Masses
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
October 31, 2010
Fails in being an entertaining satire and a competent horror film...
October 8, 2010
There?s a dull predictability to the set pieces; when you see a topless para-skier bob in-and-out of the water, it?s inevitable that she?ll rise into the air without any legs.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
October 2, 2010
Piranha 3D gets honestly earned points for the creative energy it sustains in the arena of creatively gory dispatches, non-torture porn division.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
October 1, 2010
Neither gore enthusiasts nor boobie fans will be disappointed. Piranha 3D knows what it is and embraces it, from stupid disobedience to kids in peril to sexy exploitative silliness, with a remarkable level of humor and competence.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
September 19, 2010
Coarse, crass and mind-boggling shameless? Hell, yeah! Alexandre Aja's remake of the Joe Dante/John Sayles' killer-fish movie flies its trash flag high.
September 10, 2010
...this is one of the few flicks this summer that actually delivered what it promised.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
September 8, 2010
A movie fueled by the wet dreams and rage fantasies of a thousand pubescent boys. Perfectly attuned to its audience -- 3D boobs, gore and dodgy science abound.
| Original Score: 3/5
September 4, 2010
a wickedly effective cinematic union of suspense and irony, topped with an invigorating dash of dry wit
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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