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Private Resort (1985)




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In this adolescent-oriented sex comedy a pair of girl-hungry teens do their best to satiate their appetites at an exclusive Florida hotel. The fun begins when they end up tangling with a jewel thief and snoopy house detective.more
Rating: R (adult situations/language, nudity)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Gordon Mitchell
In Theaters:
On DVD: Jun 27, 2006
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment


Hector Elizondo
as The Maestro
Dody Goodman
as Amanda Rawlings
Tony Azito
as Reeves
Ron House
as The Barber
Susan Mechsner
as Aerobics Instructor
Nora Gaye
as Kelly
Vickie Benson
as Bikini Girl
Lonnie Wun
as Sumo Wrestler
Christopher Wolf
as Strong Guy
Karen Chase
as Resort Guest
Ray Forchion
as Bartender
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Critic Reviews for Private Resort

All Critics (5)

The movie claims it is a comedy, though a laugh or even a chuckle is a rarity.

May 21, 2013
What Culture

There's nothing very new or original in this dull sex comedy.

Full Review… | May 21, 2013
TV Guide's Movie Guide

Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow make waves in this '80s sex comedy.

Full Review… | September 12, 2008
IGN Movies

The film will make you long for the nuance of Bachelor Party

Full Review… | June 19, 2006

An aggressively obnoxious and laugh-free stupid-fest that Mr. Depp will probably cringe at the next time he's walking through his favorite DVD shop.

Full Review… | May 30, 2006

Audience Reviews for Private Resort

Want to see Johnny Depp's worst movie? Here it is, one of the worst teen comedies of the decade.

Aj V

Super Reviewer


If you were to combine Weekend at Bernieā??s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, youā??d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The plot has little going for it. There is absolutely no exposition or set up aside from Johnny Deppā??s voice-over saying that they are going to get laid this weekend. The comedy is terrible, being overtly obvious and dumb. The only thing giving it class is Johnny Depp, but itā??s not like heā??s able to save the movie. When you look at it as a B-movie, itā??s amazing. The stupidity is just so interesting to watch and it can be so flat out weird at times that you canā??t help but enjoy it. This politically incorrect, sexist, unoriginal teen comedy is so bad that itā??s good.

Conner Rainwater

Super Reviewer

if you want to see johnny depp and rob morrow before they were stars this is for you otherwise its pretty low grade stuff

jay nixon

Super Reviewer

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