Private Resort (1985)
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Critic Reviews for Private Resort
The movie claims it is a comedy, though a laugh or even a chuckle is a rarity.
Audience Reviews for Private Resort
Want to see Johnny Depp's worst movie? Here it is, one of the worst teen comedies of the decade.
If you were to combine Weekend at Bernieā??s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, youā??d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The plot has little going for it. There is absolutely no exposition or set up aside from Johnny Deppā??s voice-over saying that they are going to get laid this weekend. The comedy is terrible, being overtly obvious and dumb. The only thing giving it class is Johnny Depp, but itā??s not like heā??s able to save the movie. When you look at it as a B-movie, itā??s amazing. The stupidity is just so interesting to watch and it can be so flat out weird at times that you canā??t help but enjoy it. This politically incorrect, sexist, unoriginal teen comedy is so bad that itā??s good.
if you want to see johnny depp and rob morrow before they were stars this is for you otherwise its pretty low grade stuff
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