Scary Movie 5 Reviews

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November 17, 2018
Aforementioned media-attention malcontents Sheen and Lohan may briefly revel in the cheap frivolity of this vacuous vehicle but for others, Scary Movie 5 is nothing more than an 85-minute smirk that has nowhere to go...groundless, gross guffaws.
April 17, 2016
Every penny that "Scary Movie V" earns is cinematic blood money, looted from the pockets of unsuspecting moviegoers.
October 16, 2013
The writers are on auto pilot once more, relying on the "It's familiar, so it must be funny" routine...
August 15, 2013
Railing against Scary Movie V for diminishing the series' standards would be as effective as criticising Brooke Hogan for disgracing her proud family name. And yet, the fifth instalment of the Scary Movie franchise does do that.
July 12, 2013
A boldly uninspired torrent of halfhearted slapstick, interminable poop jokes, and pointless pop-culture references, a veritable tsunami of idiocy.
May 4, 2013
Enough. Please.
May 3, 2013
This is a big waste of time, drawing one more gasp out of a series that should have given up the ghost long ago.
April 21, 2013
This franchise has steadily gotten worse and worse with #5 being the all time low.
April 20, 2013
The only thing scary about 'Scary Movie 5' is the thought of a sequel.
April 18, 2013
It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny.
April 17, 2013
Don't. Don't go see this. Don't subject yourself to this. Don't subject your brain to this. Don't give these people your money and encourage them to make more of this.
April 16, 2013
The filmmakers border on sophomoric desperation, achieving a measurable shred of humor only in the outtakes during the closing credits.
April 15, 2013
A laughter vacuum whose race to parody the likes of Mama and the new Evil Dead remake didn't stretch to writing actual jokes.
April 14, 2013
The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise.
April 14, 2013
It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...
April 14, 2013
This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise?
April 13, 2013
If I ever have to watch another Scary Movie film, I'll give up on writing, cinema, and society forever.
April 13, 2013
For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.
April 12, 2013
The scariest thing about Scary Movie 5 is that it actually made me chortle less than some of the silly horror flicks it's trying to spoof!
April 12, 2013
Lacking a single honest laugh, this is shoddy by comparison with the other Scary Movie sequels... which throws it in a pit with Transylmania, Breaking Wind and Stan Helsing.
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