The Expendables 2 (2012)
Critic Consensus: Taut, violent, and suitably self-deprecating, The Expendables 2 gives classic action fans everything they can reasonably expect from a star-studded shoot-'em-up -- for better and for worse.
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as Yin Yang
as Mr. Church
as Lee Christmas
as Gunnar Jensen
as Barney Ross
as Jean Vilain
as Hale Caesar
as Toll Road
as Billy the Kid
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Critic Reviews for The Expendables 2
"The Expendables 2" is lazily satisfied with repeating the first movie's formula, shortcomings and grisly strengths alike, just as the first movie was content to slavishly, ploddingly cover the hits of the '80s.
Nice to know America's action stars, no matter how old they get, will never lack for gainful employment.
The Expendables 2 makes a franchise out of a novelty item, and the nostalgic kick is gone: It's a reminder that most of those '80s actioners were xenophobic and dumb, that many of its stars had more muscle mass than charisma.
Yeah, yeah, I get it: "The Expendables 2" is a fun-loving throwback to the gloriously bad action films of the 1980s. Here's what I don't get: Why couldn't it be a throwback to the good ones?
Audience Reviews for The Expendables 2
What could have been a tongue-in-cheek, spectacular action show feels like a Botox commercial with everyone patting themselves on the back, Stallone most of all. Characters appear and disappear without reason, just for cheap laughs, after the initial sacrifice no good guy is ever in real danger and just blasts through the dozens of faceless minions that happen to cross their paths. That's as exciting as a postcard of Des Moines, Iowa and as funny as a heart attack. The ironic appearances by Schwarzenegger and Willis hint at what could have been. But what we got is stupid, self-righteous dreck.
Starting off with an opening scene that is already far superior to the entire first film, "The Expendables 2" is the film that should have been a big disappointment, after the first film failed on entertainment, but instead we get an improved story, an improved cast, and action scenes that will literally have you in awe. I have always wanted to see a film that brings together all of the old action heroes and have them team up in one amazing action sequence, picking fun at one another's careers, and honestly, this film does exactly that, and much much more. This is an action junkies wet dream of this decade. "The Expendables 2" is what the first movie should have been and if you are turned off due to the first, please, just forget about it. I promise you, if you are an action film, there is no way you will be let down!
Sly and his team of fellow gun-totin' geriatrics is called in to retrieve a computer hard drive that contains a map showing the whereabouts of a mine full of plutonium. The Expendables is probably the film the term 'geriaction' was coined for and it was a load of obnoxious, braindead, gratuitous shit. For the sequel, we once again dive into the world of the American male mid-life crisis which contains the same cocktail of fat-necked has-beens exterminating the most villainous villains imaginable with a variety of weapons grade phalli whilst reliving the good old days of the Cold War. The original film's gleeful representation of some unnecessarily graphic violence was its downfall but thanks to the addition of some innocent villagers to protect, this is far more in the spirit of classic kitsch TV show The A-Team and is much more palatable as a result. The cartoon violence on show here is much less repulsive in its representation, we actually get to see Chuck, Arnie and Bruce join in on the carnage rather than just regurgitating a couple of lines and disappearing as happened in the first film and Jean Claude Van Damme actually makes a far more entertaining bad guy than he ever did a hero. Of course the plot is inconsequential, the characterisation as sophisticated as a hollow point to the face and the dialogue immature and bone-headed, but The Expendables 2 has something the original sorely lacked; the necessary sense of irony and fun which makes it all amusingly idiotic rather than just plain idiotic.
The Expendables 2 Quotes
|Gunnar Jensen:||did you win?|
|Yin Yang:||of course i win|
|Barney Ross:||i heard another rumor that u were bitten by a king cobra|
|Booker:||yea, but after 5 days of agonizing pane...the cobra died|
|Lee Christmas:||"I know this is a stupid question, but you got any ideas that won't get us killed?"|
|Trench:||I'm almost out. I'll be back!|
|Mr. Church:||You've been back enough! I'll be back!|