Joseph Cates Director Phyllis Diller Camille Salamander Actor Jack E. Leonard Irving, Herman Gonjular Actor Brian Donlevy George Wellington Actor Johnny Tillotson Dodo Bronk Actor Jayne Mansfield Junior Wellington Actor Lauree Berger Nanette Actor Jordan Christopher Frankie Actor Lou Nelson Punjab - the Sikh Actor Toni Lee Shelly Naiomi - the Mermaid Actor Matthew Andrews Screenwriter Everett Rosenthal Producer Joseph C. Brun Cinematographer Barry Malkin Film Editing