The Jesus Rolls

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jnutt23 T @RT81544946 Aug 19, 2025 The worst movie I've ever seen. I'm a huge Lebowski fan and even my bowling team is Lebowski related. There is nothing remotely redeeming about this movie. It's like a Grand Theft Auto side quest but without all the fun. All the sex, all the car jacking, all the violence but with worse acting, writing, and plot. And it just like....ends. Not soon enough. But not since No Country For Old Men have I got the the end be like...that's it? Just watch an adult film or play GTA and save yourself the misery that is this atrocity. See more alan g @agenser Apr 22, 2025 A film with absolutely no redeeming value. Not interesting. A waste of time you will never get back. See more kelly c @RT95267486 Mar 26, 2025 This is a decent film but it's not the film that was marketed. I suspect it may have been Turturro's way of finally getting funding for his passion project. However, it ultimately undermines the film. As marketing it draws an audience that, even if they'd otherwise be potentially receptive, are expecting something almost entirely different. -- The film watched like a 90s French film. Obviously, learning that it's a remake of a 1970s French film and that Turturro pursued making it for as long as he did, this makes sense. However, it's not a Coen Brothers style film or a one that often finds a larger audience in the US. -- The scenes which make reference to bowling or try to connect it to Jesus as a character within The Big Lebowski are sloppily inserted and feel out-of-place. None of them have any baring at all on the plot. The longest of these scenes seems like it was simply an excuse to shoot promo photos and for Turturro to recreate the character's signature move of licking the ball. Overall, the film misses the mark not on the merits of the main plot or characters but this single aspect. They could have easily been left on the cutting room floor, the film marketed for what it was and received a significantly different reception. See more Bret H @RT02814505 Feb 21, 2025 Only thing that I can say about this movie is that it's a piece of crap.Wasted hour and half of time that I wish I could get back.Why would producers even invest in a film like this? See more Steven K @RT20746992 Jan 9, 2025 Don't be fooled, nothing feels like Lebowski. Not an awful movie, but you won't be quoting it. They used sex to keep you watching. Not much else. See more Greg G @RT41536543 Dec 19, 2024 It was kind of all over the place, very odd. But it has charm, in a fucked up way. No idea what was happening at any given time. See more Read all reviews

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