David Duchovny FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder Actor Gillian Anderson FBI Special Agent Dana Scully Actor Kathy Griffin Betty Templeton, Lulu Pfeiffer Guest Star Randall "Tex" Cobb Bert Zupanic Guest Star Art Evans Argyle Saperstein Guest Star Jack McGee Bob Danfous Guest Star Cory Blevins Missionary 1 Guest Star John O'Brien Missionary 2 Guest Star Arlene Warren Woman Who Looks Like Scully Guest Star Steve Kiziak Man Who Looks Like Mulder Guest Star Brian Chenoweth Koko's Manager 1 Guest Star Nicole Bush Customer 1 Guest Star Paul Hansen Kim Customer 2 Guest Star John Mack Customer 3 Guest Star Jim Hanna Koko's Manager Guest Star Gene LeBell Bartender Guest Star Christopher Michael Trusty Guest Star Rob Van Dam Burt's Opponent Guest Star Chris Carter Executive Producer, Writer Paul Shapiro Director