Geoffrey Arend

Geoffrey Arend

Highest Rated: 86% Garden State (2004)

Lowest Rated: 0% National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2006)

Birthday: Feb 28, 1978

Birthplace: Not Available

Actor Geoffrey Arend made his initial entrée into show business in the early 2000s with voiceover work on the MTV animated series Daria; over time, he segued into features and came to focus predominantly, if not quite exclusively, on comedies with a high gag-quotient, such as Bubble Boy (2001), Porn 'n Chicken (2002), National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2006), and director David Zucker's Michael Moore send-up An American Carol (2008). Often, though not always (as in the Zucker film, where he played a Middle Easterner), Arend found himself cast in ethnic roles. His efforts in the Fred Schepisi-directed seriocomedy It Runs in the Family (2003) and the 2004 Zach Braff-headlined/directed coming of age saga Garden State (as a friend of Braff's) represented steps up in terms of depth and complexity. He appeared in the hit indie romantic comedy (500) Days of Summer, and in 2011 he was cast in the TV show Body of Proof. He had a major role in 2012's Save the Date.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Beach Pillows Actor 2014
47% Save The Date Kevin $4.3K 2012
51% Devil Salesman/Vince $33.6M 2010
85% 500 Days of Summer McKenzie $32.2M 2009
13% An American Carol Mohammed $7M 2008
No Score Yet Killing Zelda Sparks Terry Seville 2007
0% National Lampoon's Pledge This! Dax 2006
No Score Yet Loveless in Los Angeles Ryan 2006
40% The Ringer Winston $35.1M 2005
86% Garden State Karl Benson $26.8M 2004
29% It Runs in the Family Malik $7.4M 2003
No Score Yet Porn 'n Chicken (Chicken Club) Andy 2002
35% Super Troopers College Boy 3 $18.4M 2002
No Score Yet Is It College Yet? (Daria: Is It College Yet?) Charles Ruttenheimer III 2002
31% Bubble Boy Flipper Boy 2001

TV

Credit
91% The Magicians
2016-2019
Guest 2020
No Score Yet Madam Secretary
2014
Director Matt Mahoney 2019
2018
2017
2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet Dream Corp LLC
2016-2018
Voice 2018
2016
83% Grey's Anatomy
2005
Thom 2014
76% Body of Proof
2011-2013
Dr. Ethan Gross Dr. Elliot Gross 2013
2012
2011
No Score Yet Top Chef Masters
2009-2013
Appearing 2011
No Score Yet Medium
2005-2011
Andy Seward 2010
52% Trust Me
2009
Hector Culligan 2009
85% Love Monkey
2006
Kyle 2006
78% Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
1999
Tektop Programmer 2005

QUOTES FROM Geoffrey Arend CHARACTERS

McKenzie says: Love... shit, I don't know. As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? [Turns serious] I'm flexible on the cute.

McKenzie says: Love... shit, I don't know. As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? I'm flexible on the cute.

McKenzie says: Hey, don't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday? Hmmm.

Tom says: Nope, all done.

McKenzie says: Really? Well, could you help me with mine? Because I'm running out of ways to say "Congratulations". So far, I've got: "Congrats", "Good job" and "Well done".

Tom says: How about..."Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."

Tom says: How about, "Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."

McKenzie says: Shit, that's good!

Tom says: I know.

Kevin says: Are you happier? If you are... I'll let you go.

Kevin says: You threw it all away.

Tom says: It's off.

McKenzie says: What?

Tom says: Me and Summer.

McKenzie says: Was it ever on?

Tom says: No, but it could have been in a world where good things happen to me.

Paul says: Yeah, well that's not really where we live.

Salesman/Vince says: Your building SUCKS!!

Salesman/Vince says: Your building SUCKS!

McKenzie says: You should turn her into a book.

Tom says: What?

McKenzie says: Arthur Miller said, if you want to understand a woman, you have to turn her into a piece of literature.

Tom says: (laughs) That guy got more sex than me.

Tom says: [laughs] That guy got more sex than me.

Paul says: Are you her boyfriend?

Tom says: It's not that simple.Why,like, are we going steady?Come on guys, we're adults.We know how we feel, and we don't need to put labels on it - I mean boy friend, girlfriend,you know, all that stuff ,it's really juvenile.

McKenzie says: You sound gay.

Paul says: You really do.

Tom says: [split screen scene on the train about Millie's wedding] Yeah but you said you were going that's why I'm going.

McKenzie says: And that's why I called her last night and told her I was sick, like a ninja.

Karl Benson says: I thought you killed yourself. That wasn't you?

Andrew Largeman says: No, no, tha-that wasn't me.