Isla Fisher

I knew that when I kissed this girl I would be forever wed to her... So I stopped. I stopped and I waited. I waited for a moment longer. Then I just let myself go.

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Let me consider that offer for cheap and meaningless sex.

Well, cheap and meaningless, not time-consuming.

If, after the last year, we spend the next 20 years in jail, I--

I know. Me too.

That's too sentimental for me.

Guys, he's still awake.

Sandy, knock him out! [Sandy approaches Jamie ready to punch him]

Huh?

With the dream sand, ya gumby!

And what do you do?

I'm in surgical supplies.

Why would Pitch take the teeth?

It's not the teeth he wanted. It's the memories inside them.

What do you mean?

That's why we collect the teeth, Jack. They hold the most important memories of childhood. My fairies and I watch over them. And when someone needs to remember something important, we help them.

Look at the pretty teeth with blood and gum all over them!

Music! [elves begin playing music]

No music!

Everyone to the sleigh!

There's no way I'm climbing into some rickety old...[sees the upgraded sleigh] Okay, one ride, but that's it

There's no way I'm climbing into some rickety old. [sees the upgraded sleigh] Okay, one ride, but that's it.

"Hello Jack, I heard a lot about you. And your teeth!"

Hello Jack, I heard a lot about you. And your teeth!

"Open Up! Are they really as white as they say? Yes!"

Open Up! Are they really as white as they say? Yes!

"Oh they really do sparkle as freshly fallen snow."

Oh they really do sparkle as freshly fallen snow.

"Ho-how is that not offensive? I mean what does this clown know about bringing joy to children anyway?"

Ho-how is that not offensive? I mean what does this clown know about bringing joy to children anyway?

"Uh - ever hear of a 'snow day?' I know it's no 'hard boiled egg,' but kids like what I do."

Uh - ever hear of a 'snow day?' I know it's no 'hard boiled egg,' but kids like what I do.

"But none of them believe in you, do they?"

But none of them believe in you, do they?

Bunny! Stop!

"No, no. The Easter Kangaroo is right."

No, no. The Easter Kangaroo is right.

"The-the what? What are you calling me? I am not a kangaroo, mate."

The-the what? What are you calling me? I am not a kangaroo, mate.

"If you're not a kangaroo, then what are you?"

If you're not a kangaroo, then what are you?

But none of them believe in you, did they?

Bunny! Enough!

No, the kangaroo's right.

The- The what!? What did you call me? I'm not a kangaroo, mate.

If you're not a kangaroo, what are you?

I'm a bunny. The easter bunny!

"Just a little lick. Like a cat lick!"

Just a little lick. Like a cat lick!

What do you call a bachelorette party without a bride?

Friday.

They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.

You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.

I'm Mary Jane.

Like that is my favorite name.

You look pretty.

Sorry?

I said you look shitty! Good night Denise!

No one walks away from Paco!

[hears coyote howl] Such a lonely sound.

Sheriff Rango! If that is your real name, I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown, while you're playing patty-cake with this here trollop! [frees in place]

Sheriff Rango! If that is your real name, I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown, while you're playing patty-cake with this here trollop!

Go to Hell!

Where'd you think I came from?!

So, what's your name?

Beans.

That's a funny kind of name.

What can I say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.

Well you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.

"I see you've been eating noodles!"

I see you've been eating noodles!

Sign the damn paper, woman!

Go to hell. [choking]

Where do you think I come from? Look into my eyes. I want to see you die.

'Ello, Beans.

Hello, Angelique.

Tart.

Floosy.

Trollup.

I suppose we should bury him...

I suppose we should bury him.

I dunno, birds gotta eat too.

Circle of life!

We are gathered here today to honour this man, Mr. Merrimack. You have the right to remain silent, speak now or forever hold your peace. Amen.

(playing the princess) I yearn for love.

You're the toilet paper guy.

Will Hayes: Yes, I am in fact the toilet paper guy, but feel free to call me the bagel-and-coffee guy. Or, Todd in accounting calls me Chrystal, which I'm pretty sure is a girls name.

Yes, I am in fact the toilet paper guy, but feel free to call me the bagel-and-coffee guy. Or, Todd in accounting calls me Chrystal, which I'm pretty sure is a girls name.

You ain't from 'round here, are you?

Well, you're right about one thing. He certainly gets women.

*to Beans* Don't worry, I got a plan. HELP!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!

[to Beans] Don't worry, I got a plan. HELP!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!

*rolls eyes*

[rolls eyes]

Uh. Okay, plan B.

Get your dirty, webbed phalanges off of my boots!

GO to hell!

Go to hell!

Where do you think I come from?