Renée Zellweger

Ruby Thewes says: This world won't stand long. God won't let it stand this way long.

Ruby Thewes says: Have you been shot?

Inman says: Not lately.

Ruby Thewes says: Let's put him in a pot.

Ruby Thewes says: Old lady Swanger says you need help. Here I am.

Ruby Thewes says: If I cry one tear for my daddy I stole it off a crocodile.

Ruby Thewes says: I despise a floggin' rooster.

Bridget Jones says: It is a magic mushroom moment, isn't it?

Vanessa Bloome says: [shock] How did you learn to do that?

Vanessa Bloome says: How did you learn to do that?

Barry B. Benson says: Do what?

Vanessa Bloome says: That, that-- the talking thing?

Barry B. Benson says: Same way you did, I guess. Mama, dada, honey, you pick it up.

Betty Sizemore says: I just know there's something special out there for me.

Ada Monroe says: I wouldn't go near that rooster if I was you. He's the devil I'm sure of it. He's Lucifer himself.

Ruby Thewes says: Why I depise a floggin' rooster.

Ada Monroe says: I wouldn't go near that rooster if I were you. He's the devil I'm sure of it. He's Lucifer himself.

Ruby Thewes says: Why I despise a flogging rooster!

Roxie Hart says: Forget it. It'll never work.

Velma Kelly says: Why not?

Roxie Hart says: 'Cause I hate you.

Velma Kelly says: There's only one business in the world where that's no problem at all.....[She raises her eyebrow, grins slyly and Roxie turned around and change her sad mood into a glad condition.]

Velma Kelly says: There's only one business in the world where that's no problem at all.

Velma Kelly says: We can make a couple hundred a week. Think about it, Roxie. Our faces back in the papers, our names on the marquee.Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart.

Roxie Hart says: Shouldn't it be alphabetical?

Velma Kelly says: That could work.

Roxie Hart says: A couple hundred? Maybe we could ask for a thousand.

Velma Kelly says: We're worth it...

Velma Kelly says: We're worth it.

Beatrix Potter says: You think that's lucky? Your mother is a monster! No, its fine. My mother and I have come to an understanding. We've agreed to not understand each other.

Lexie Littleton says: And don't think just 'cause you haven't said anything that I don't know what you're up to. I'm talking to you, behind the magazine. Don't you know I could have you arrested for eavesdropping?

Dodge Connolly says: Excuse me?

Lexie Littleton says: Or are you really an avid reader of "Ladies Home Journal?"

Dodge Connolly says: I never miss an issue.

Lexie Littleton says: Sure. Yeah. These are a lot like your plays, only a little more... effective.

Lexie Littleton says: Sure. Yeah. These are a lot like your plays, only a little more effective.

Dodge Connolly says: I'm not afraid to say it. I'm in love with Leonard. Go ahead and laugh, everyone does. We had something beautiful until you came along. You think you can just toss him away like a sack of flour?

Carter Rutherford says: Wait. Where were you two?

Dodge Connolly says: Out.

Lexie Littleton says: Nowhere.

Carter Rutherford says: Did you *kiss* her?

Carter Rutherford says: Did you kiss her?

Lexie Littleton says: Now wait a minute.

Carter Rutherford says: I want answers!

Dodge Connolly says: Yeah, I kissed her! On the mouth, twice! And I liked it. A lot!

Carter Rutherford says: Oh you did, did you?

Dodge Connolly says: Yeah!

Lexie Littleton says: Thanks.

Dodge Connolly says: You're welcome.

Dodge Connolly says: So you flying solo, or is the Bullet casting about?

Dodge Connolly says: So you flying solo or is the Bullet casting about?

Lexie Littleton says: What do you care? You're here to entertain Miss Nipplewidth.

Dodge Connolly says: It wouldn't look good for you to get caught in a place like this.

Lexie Littleton says: I dare say it wouldn't look good for *anyone* to be caught in a place like this.

Lexie Littleton says: I dare say it wouldn't look good for anyone to be caught in a place like this.

Dodge Connolly says: Being the slickest operator in Duluth is sort of like being the world's tallest midget, if you ask me!

Lexie Littleton says: You know, it's too bad we are so much alike, otherwise we would have gotten along perfectly!

Dodge Connolly says: I'll live.

Lexie Littleton says: Alone!

Dodge Connolly says: So here we are.

Lexie Littleton says: Not sure what the next move is.

Dodge Connolly says: It happens.

Lexie Littleton says: It's the first time for me.

Dodge Connolly says: They all say that.

Beatrix Potter says: There's something delicious about writing those first few words of a story. You can never quite tell where they will take you. Mine took me here, where I belong.

Ruby Thewes says: Number one - shut this, it's freezin'. Number two - shut that door, it's freezin'. I'm layin' on my back, with two fingers poked my ears tryin' to shut out who's got a bag of diamonds and who's carryin' a tray. If you wanna get three feet up a bull's ass, listen to what sweethearts whisper to each other.

Jerry Maguire says: Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Alright. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there, I'll do it alone. And now I just... I don't know...but our little company had a good night tonight. A really big night. But it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, I love you. You complete me. And I just...

Dorothy Boyd says: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.

Bridget's Dad says: Dad: Ciggy? Bridget Jones: No, no, thanks. I've given up again. Dad: Shame. I find them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact they might kill me before things get worse.

Bridget's Dad says: Ciggy?

Bridget Jones says: No, no, thanks. I've given up again.

Bridget's Dad says: Shame. I find them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact they might kill me before things get worse.

Dorothy Boyd says: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.

Dorothy Boyd says: In this age, optimism like that is a revolutionary act.

Ada Monroe says: Ruby... I'm sorry...

Ruby Thewes says: Every piece of this is a man's bullshit... they called this war a cloud over the land but they made the weather then they stand in in the rain and say 'Shit! It's raining!' [starts to cry]

Katie says: B.O.B.: Wait, is it the whole 'there isn't a jar in the world I can't open' thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?

B.O.B. says: Wait, is it the whole 'there isn't a jar in the world I can't open' thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?

Ada Monroe says: Ruby... I'm sorry...

Ruby Thewes says: Every piece of this is a ma's bullshit... they called this war a cloud over the land but they made the weather then they stand in in the rain and say "Shit!!! it's raining!!!".... (starts to cry)...

Ruby Thewes says: Every piece of this is a ma's bullshit... they called this war a cloud over the land but they made the weather then they stand in in the rain and say 'Shit!!! it's raining!' [starts to cry]

Ruby Thewes says: Every piece of this is a ma's bullshit... they called this war a cloud over the land but they made the weather then they stand in in the rain and say 'Shit! It's raining!' [starts to cry]

Ruby Thewes says: Number one - shut this door, it's freezing. Number two - shut that door, it's freezing. I'm laying on my back, with my fingers poked in my ears trying to shut out who's got a bag of diamonds and who's carrying a tray. If you want to get three feet up a bull's ass, listen to what sweethearts whisper to each other.

Ruby Thewes says: Have you been shot?

Inman says: Not lately.

Ruby Thewes says: [On discussing the war's origin] Every piece of this is man's bullshit. They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'

Velma Kelly says: Me and Roxie, We just like to say thank you!!!

Velma Kelly says: Me and Roxie, We just like to say thank you!

Roxie Hart says: Thank you!!! Believe us we could not have done it,...without you!!!

Roxie Hart says: Thank you! Believe us we could not have done it, without you!

Mae Braddock says: Every time you get hit, it feels like I'm getting hit, too.

Ruby Thewes says: Catastrophe. I can spell it too. Learned it in the same place you did: a school house. "Ruby Thewes. You are a c-a-t-a-s-t-r-o-p-h-e."

Ruby Thewes says: Catastrophe. I can spell it too. Learned it in the same place you did: a school house. 'Ruby Thewes. You are a c-a-t-a-s-t-r-o-p-h-e.'

Ruby Thewes says: This world won't stand long. God won't let it stand this way long.

Dorothy Boyd says: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.

Jerry Maguire says: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...

Dorothy Boyd says: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".

Dorothy Boyd says: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at 'hello'.

Dorothy Boyd says: I just want to be inspired.

Dorothy Boyd says: I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.

Roxie Hart says: Baby what baby? oh!.. Jesus...

Roxie Hart says: Baby what baby? Oh!.. Jesus...

Emily Jenkins says: are you scared?(Lilith is trembling) well i'm not..

Emily Jenkins says: Are you scared?[Lilith is trembling] Well I'm not...

Bridget Jones says: Now I'll go home and.......de-bunny

Bridget Jones says: Now, I'll go home and... de-bunny.

Ruby Thewes says: They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'.

Ruby Thewes says: They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'

Ruby Thewes says: They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'shit, it's raining!'

Velma Kelly says: First of all i'd like to point out the qoute about being burgled was said by roxie hart.... Person: DO you swear to tell the whole truth nothing but the truth so help you god Velma: and then some

Roxie Hart says: You want some advice, well here's a piece of advice from me to you, lay, to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Dorothy Boyd says: Stop...just stop. You had me at hello.

Dorothy Boyd says: Stop... just stop. You had me at hello.

Kate Gulden says: Welcome! There's no place like home!

Kate Gulden says: [dressed as Dorothy] Welcome! There's no place like home!

Ellen Gulden says: Thank God.

Ellen Gulden says: [silently, to herself] Thank God.

Bridget Jones says: And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment... I suddenly realized that unless something change soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine and I'd finally die fat and alone and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians, or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

Bridget Jones says: Interviewer: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon? Bridget: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.

Interviewer 1 says: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon?

Bridget Jones says: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.

Bridget Jones says: Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that.

Mark Darcy says: Oh yes, they fuckin' do.

Bridget Jones says: This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.

Bridget Jones says: After all, what's worse than a smug married couple? Lots of smug married couples.

Bridget Jones says: The only thing worse than smug married couple; lots of smug married couples.

Bridget Jones says: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum, hi.

Bridget Jones says: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum... Hi.

Wayne says: i interviewed many children till now but never felt like this

Wayne says: I interviewed many children till now, but never felt like this.

Emily Jenkins says: how did you feel

Emily Jenkins says: How did you feel?

Wayne says: threatened...

Wayne says: Threatened.

Ann Deveraux says: I love my sister. It's being around her I hate.

Ann Deveraux says: I love my sister, George. It's being near her that I hate.

Velma Kelly says: He was trying to burgle me.

Roxie Hart says: He was trying to burgle me.

Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison says: From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month.

Martin Harrison says: From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month.

Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison says: This is hanging case, and we're ready to go to in front of the jury tomorrow.

Roxie Hart says: Wha-Wha-What do you mean hanging?

Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison says: You're not so tough now, are you?

Velma Kelly says: What do ya mean hanging?

Bridget Jones says: At least, now that I'm in my thirties, I can hold my drink.

Roxie Hart says: Don't you wanna take my picture?

Emily Jenkins says: They say when you're born you're given your eternal soul. The part of you that lives on, lives again. Whatever evil she is,didn't come from us. It was already there. From the moment she came into being, she brought something with her. Something older, destructive. Soul of a demon.

Dorothy Boyd says: You had me at 'Hello'.