Danielle Del Plato

Danielle Del Plato
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Photographer and film critic currently writing for Floated Magazine.

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
9.5/10 100% Anima (2019) It transcends all other films that focus on human connection. It is raw, powerful, and so passionate that every gesture on-screen feels like a punch to the gut. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 9, 2019
6/10 62% It Chapter Two (2019) Pennywise is so frightening that the kid sitting in front of me was crying and begging her guardian to take her home. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 9, 2019
7/10 90% I Am Mother (2019) I Am Mother exudes visual sophistication-specifically with its production design, which is intriguing and well suited. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2019
4.5/10 55% Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019) Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile lacks everything the title states--a bland cocktail that's enjoyable only for the last 20 minutes, after it's subdued you into submission. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted May 4, 2019
6.5/10 93% Starfish (2019) Starfish is a strong independent film that reaffirms a strong stylistic look doesn't directly correlate with a large budget. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 23, 2019
6/10 74% Lords of Chaos (2019) Culkin's performance is subtle and controlled, this is the best we have seen from him in quite some time. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 2, 2019
8.7/10 89% Prospect (2018) While many sci-fi films rely heavily on visual effects and the idiosyncrasies of foreign worlds, Prospect entertains viewers in the best way possible: with substance rather than grandeur. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 9, 2019
7/10 80% 30 Miles from Nowhere (2018) It's offbeat, witty, and completely entertaining. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 5, 2019
3/10 84% Rust Creek (2019) It doesn't generate the energy and originality a survival thriller needs to, well, survive. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2019
5.5/10 61% Vox Lux (2018) Many of Corbet's ideas are half-baked--on the surface, Vox Lux is a mess of popstar clichés and when you dig deeper it's a convoluted jumble of opinions about the aging societal idol. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2019
9/10 97% Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Will this film win an Oscar for best-animated feature? I sure hope so, because quite frankly it's that good. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 27, 2018
0/10 57% The House That Jack Built (2018) It stands as a representation of ego and misogyny from a filmmaker who deems it necessary to reaffirm his controversial status. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 15, 2018
7/10 99% Eighth Grade (2018) Fisher's performance is piercingly real--frankly the best performance from a teenager I have ever seen. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
9/10 96% BlacKkKlansman (2018) I can just imagine a white couple--in their tiny bubble of perfect living--deciding to see that "comedy about a black guy joining the KKK". Little did they know their bubble would soon be popped by Lee, whose finger is pointed directly at them. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
4/10 67% Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018) Stating the major errors of this film is like saying that rain is wet. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
5/10 58% Under the Silver Lake (2019) Strange just for the sake of being strange. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
8/10 93% CAM (2018) This film isn't about a "near future experience", it's about the present. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
5/10 63% Outlaw King (2018) There's nothing too eye-catching or unique enough to differentiate the film from others of its kind. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
3/10 87% The Dark (2018) If you need some visual inspiration, maybe give this film a watch. Otherwise, this is a hard pass. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
6.5/10 82% Quincy (2018) Rashida Jones and Hicks succeed in creating a lively and humble portrait of a true artist while revealing the struggles of aging and loss. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
3/10 29% Venom (2018) Well, sorry to break it to you, but Venom is one massive missed opportunity. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
7/10 91% Mandy (2018) Who doesn't love a crazed Cage? - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
3/10 No Score Yet The After Party (2018) While it might be all in good fun, there's no way in hell a dorky pasty white teenager would be able to sneak into Atlantic Records. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2018
3/10 32% Zoe (2018) While Doremus' work centers around connections, it's near impossible for the audience to connect with Zoe. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 5, 2018
5/10 43% Hot Summer Nights (2018) A twenty-second long sequence of a sticky and moist exchange of a lollipop is one of the most immersive sequences I have seen in some time. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 5, 2018
7/10 93% Sorry to Bother You (2018) A tiny crazy time capsule of everything wrong with our current society. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 5, 2018
9/10 98% Won't You Be My Neighbor? (2018) Won't You Be My Neighbor welcomes us back to that space during this time when some of us need it most--allowing ourselves to take off our jackets and pull on a warm sweater. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 5, 2018
7.5/10 82% What Keeps You Alive (2018) What Keeps You Alive is beautifully and effortless composed. Long takes will swiftly and smoothly carry you throughout the barren woods and rustic cabin, while gradually building tension that lasts until the films final moments. - Floated Alternative Culture Magazine EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 5, 2018