Joseph Gelmis
Joseph Gelmis's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Vanishing Point (1971)
62%
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“As a pure gut experience, "Vanishing Point" offers more on-the-road thrills and excitement than any American film since "Easy Rider."” –
Newsday
Feb 5, 2026
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Arabesque (1966)
78%
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“Under Donen's direction, Peck is less stiff than usual. And Miss Loren is funny and provocative. ” –
Newsday
Feb 4, 2026
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Days of Heaven (1978)
93%
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“The film seems twice as long as its hour and a half running time, because each scene is so simple yet full. It's like a minimal painting.” –
Newsday
Feb 4, 2026
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My Bloody Valentine (1981)
39%
1/4
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“The performances are mechanical. The technical achievements of the film are modest, at best.” –
Newsday
Jan 29, 2026
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Bite the Bullet (1975)
69%
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“The film says you can be a decent human being and get something out of life, too. It's cliched, but satisfying.” –
Newsday
Jan 15, 2026
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The Princess Bride (1987)
93%
3/4
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“I love The Princess Bride. It's one of the best movies of the year. It appeals to the child in me and to the middle-aged man I have become. I can't wait to take my 7-year-old daughter and my wife to see it. ” –
Newsday
Jan 7, 2026
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Christine (1983)
72%
2.5/4
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“Director John Carpenter's production of "Christine" is as slick and streamlined as its title character. It's a nice mood piece, but the drama is minimal.” –
Newsday
Dec 17, 2025
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The Abyss (1989)
75%
3.5/4
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“Cameron is a technical wizard and a world-class storyteller who takes control of our nervous system with an experience so realistic we have no choice but to viscerally share the adventures of the characters.” –
Newsday
Dec 9, 2025
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
91%
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“"Terminator 2" is dazzling filmmaking.” –
Newsday
Dec 8, 2025
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The Wiz (1978)
38%
2/4
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“It's surprising that despite the lavishing of time and money, so many problems are unresolved in the finished film.” –
Newsday
Nov 17, 2025
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Halloween (1978)
97%
2.5/4
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“"Halloween" offers a familiar yet skillful suspense tale.” –
Newsday
Nov 17, 2025
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Dracula (1979)
63%
3/4
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“A visually compelling, grandiose B movie.” –
Newsday
Oct 21, 2025
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Desert Hearts (1985)
77%
2/4
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“Deserts Hearts is like a snail. You can see where it's going, but you have to patiently watch it moving inexorably at its own tedious pace. ” –
Newsday
Oct 12, 2025
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To Sleep With Anger (1990)
93%
3/4
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“The humor in Burnett's new film is off-center, quirky. ” –
Newsday
Sep 23, 2025
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Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1995)
48%
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“It's cheesy, violent, uninspired.” –
Newsday
Sep 12, 2025
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
78%
2/4
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“Is the character funny enough to sustain a whole movie? Depends on your taste for the grotesque. We were not amused. ” –
Newsday
Jul 30, 2025
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Superman III (1983)
31%
2.5/4
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“The movie works best as slapstick comedy. ” –
Newsday
Jul 8, 2025
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Superman: The Movie (1978)
87%
3/4
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“Superman is beautiful people in beautiful settings. It is outrageous and fabulous and fantastic. Superman is fun.” –
Newsday
Jul 8, 2025
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Return to Oz (1985)
59%
3/4
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“"Return to Oz" is an above-average kid's movie. It's a good story, well told and performed.” –
Newsday
Jun 18, 2025
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Rollerball (1975)
56%
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“"Rollerball" is a disquieting action spectacle with social commentary.” –
Newsday
Jun 5, 2025
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The Karate Kid (1984)
81%
3/4
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“Where The Karate Kid goes right is incorporating the contributions of the actors who play teacher and pupil. ” –
Newsday
May 27, 2025
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
83%
3/4
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“One may carp, gripe, quibble with "Jedi," but Lucasfilm's special effects subsidiary, Industrial Light and Magic, is in a class by itself as creator of screen magic. And when it is good, "Jedi" is peerless escapist fantasy.” –
Newsday
Apr 25, 2025
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Funny Lady (1975)
55%
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“Some of the one-liners are very tasty.” –
Newsday
Apr 24, 2025
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
93%
3/4
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“Compared to the recent competition, "Empire" is in a class by itself as space opera entertainment for kids of all ages. It's a handsome, slick, humorous, imaginative adventure epic. ” –
Newsday
Apr 24, 2025
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
94%
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“A masterpiece of entertainment. I haven't had as much fun at a movie in years. With its technical wizardry, high-velocity storytelling, and spirited good humor, Star Wars dazzles the child in us.” –
Newsday
Apr 22, 2025
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