Andrew Fleming Director, Writer Kirsten Dunst Betsy Jobs Actor Michelle Williams Arlene Lorenzo Actor Jim Breuer John Dean Actor Will Ferrell Bob Woodward Actor Dave Foley Bob Haldeman Actor Teri Garr Helen Lorenzo Actor Ana Gasteyer Rose Mary Woods Actor Devon Gummersall Larry Jobs Actor Dan Hedaya President Richard M. 'Dick' Nixon Actor Bruce McCulloch Carl Bernstein Actor Ted McGinley Roderick Actor Ryan Reynolds Chip Actor Saul Rubinek Henry Kissinger Actor Harry Shearer G. Gordon Liddy Actor G.D. Spradlin Ben Bradlee Actor Shannon Lawson Kay Jobs Actor Karl Pruner Frank Jobs Actor Brenda Devine Mrs. Spinnler Actor Jonathan Rannells First G-Man Actor Paulino Nunes Second G-Man Actor Michael Dyson Burglar 1 Actor Jerry Schaefer Burglar 2 Actor Jack Mosshammer Fat Freddy Actor Karen Waddell White House Secretary Actor Richard Fitzpatrick John Erlichman Actor Cole Barrington Student 1 Actor Scott Wickware White House Guard Actor Mark Lutz Agent Daniels Actor Kedar Brown Mr. Samovar Actor Paul Wildbaum Shredder Man Actor Sheryl Longin Writer David Coatsworth Executive Producer Gale Anne Hurd Producer John Debney Original Music Alexander Gruszynski Cinematographer Mia Goldman Film Editing Pam Dixon Casting Barbara Dunphy Production Design Lucinda Zak Art Director Don Elmblad II Set Decoration Deborah Everton Costume Design