James Keach Director Leslie Nielsen Jack Potter Actor Lochlyn Munro Marty Mackenzie Actor Vanessa Angel Cindy Davies Actor William Forsythe Alton Owens Actor Patrick Warburton Horace Tutt, Junior Actor Tom Aldredge Lionel Pond Actor Frank Collison Skinny Cop - Tommy Actor Suzanne Krull Skinny Woman Actor C. Ernst Harth Bearded Guy Actor Brahm Taylor Christie Actor Richard Faraci Ned Actor Sarah-Jane Redmond Darlene Tutt Actor Belinda Montgomery Diane Actor Richard Newman Nick Actor Nahanni Arntzen Stacey Actor Terry Wilson Nude Man Actor Marjanka McComb Nude Woman Actor Alexis Ioannidis Axe Murderer Waitress Actor Garry Chalk Ernie Actor Marya Delver Lori Actor Russell Ferrier Angry Husband Actor Shayne Wyler Anteater Guy Actor Fred Henderson Anthony Actor Barry Chapman Tanner Actor Xantha Radley Motel Manager Actor Mike Mitchell Skateboard Guy Actor David Neale Stage Cop Actor April Telek Stage Woman Actor Mark Holden Tall Detective Actor Billy Bob Thornton Writer Tom Epperson Writer Patrick D. Choi Producer Anthony Esposito Producer Mark Malis Producer, Casting Nile Niami Producer Karl Schanzer Producer Robert L. Rosen Executive Producer Glen MacPherson Cinematographer Heidi Scharfe Film Editing Mark Mothersbaugh Original Music, Original Music Bruce Young Berman Original Music Michael Bolton Production Design Eric Fraser Art Director Lin MacDonald Set Decoration Caroline Cranstoun Costume Design Lynne Carrow Casting